DarkRP Update [08/05/2022]

[Nutter 15,155]

To all Hat owners, please beware the hat system was temporarily removed from the server in order to integrate into our Pointshop System!

 

 

Pointshop

The Accessories category has been added to the server

All items in the category will generally be very affordable (starting at 3 hours of gameplay to purchase)

A stack of up to 2 items in the category is available.

 

 

 

General Server Maintanence

Cleaned up code to avoid mundane client and serversided errors

 

 

 

Unbox System

Updated to the latest version in order to hopefully be better optimized for the client

 

 

 

World's First DarkRP Poop System Part 2

Due to the instant hit the poop system was, I have taken it upon myself to build upon it, as I told @Proggy

And as a wise man once stated:

 

 

Pooping Cooldown

The poop cooldown has been reduced from 2-15 minutes down to 1-2.5 minutes

One day we will find the perfect pooping balance

 

 

Superadmin Bypass

Me and @Proggy and any other future future Superadmins will be able to shit to their heart's desire with a removed cooldown.

 

Proportionally Correct Poop Sizing

Finely tweaked the size of poop to be more proportionally correct to your playermodel, no more nuggets the size of a torso

 

Realistic Food Coloring

Not all steaming dunkers are made of equal shades of brown and texture, as such, I took it upon myself to add this variety of color and sheen.

 

Stomach Cramps

tweaked down the intensity of the stomach cramps sound to be rather understated and realistic

 

Optimization

Despite the fact this addon is not intensive at all, I have taken it upon myself to code it as if it were a complex inventory system. All variables were localized, code was simplified, effectively meaning 1000+ players could be pooping simutaneously with negligible FPS loss.

 

The Golden Nugget

There is an incredibly rare phenomenon where a player will have shit out the 'Golden Nugget'

Consuming this nugget will d̸̛̛̥̫̯̲͉͎͎̘̜̫̩͙͍̰͇͕͖̣̲͍̠̭͙̂̄̈́̀̈́̈́͐̿͌̍̓̇̈̈́̓̆̈̉̈́͘͘ͅǫ̴̫̺̞̩́́͊͆̌͋͛͑̀̌̿̈́́̔̆̉̎́̀̇̈́̌̇̀̐͊̃̿̑͆̽̏́̕ ̴̢̧̛̛͍̟̹̞̜̠̦̩͕̹̥͍̤̜͓̺̳͚͈̳͇̻̮̹̮͙̗̮͓̹̓̋̋̈́̓͌̓̉̐̀̈́̍̔̈́͊̽̇͂̐̒̈́̄̔͗̆̾́̂̓́̾̿̌̆̓̂̆͘̚̕͘͜͜͜ͅņ̴̟̦̠̪̤̱̦͎̬̫̘̞̻̫͕̻̭̓͑̾͐̇̈́̐̒̋̀̊͒̀̄̂̑͋̇̊̀̀̎́̎̊̕͠͠͠ǭ̶̨̫͎̠̫̻̞̫̠͍̖͎̭̻̺͍̝̮͍̠̞̞̗̩͙͚͇̼͖̟̪̙̦̯̱̟̥̟̼̙͗͒̍̃́̂̈́͗͌̏̊̓͜͜͝ͅţ̸̨̨̧͍̥̠̜͉̪͉̮̘̠̮̭̫̪͍̪̥̳̳̠͎̺͍̜̭̫͔͕̙͖̭̟͔͎͍̺͖͂̌͒͐̅͗̾̀̿̒̾̔̐̄̕͜͜͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅh̶̡̡̨̰̪̯̝͙̖̰͇͖͕̝̪͔̮̥̟̬̮͓̣̤̜͇̩̮̝̹̮̙͓̭̝̳͖͔̹͔͙̮̣̍̀͋̇̈́́͌͐̌͂̂̓̎̽̑̇̏̽͆̀̊͋̒͑̒̄̍̎̋̀̽̈́͂̒̈́̒̓̓̑͘͘̚̕̕̕͜͝͝͝i̷̢̛͙͎̟̔́̉͂̏͊̈̀̒͊̾͌̊͊͗̏̓̐̓̀͐̑̚͝͠͠͝͝n̸̘̪̼̺͍̹̚g̵̡̨̨̥͍̗͈͎̟̺̻͍͙̘̻̻̯͓̳̠̬̥̟̫̠͔͎͈̫̰͓͔̺͉͙̈̎̔̅̊͜͜͠

[Deft 292]

This update is dook. 

[StraightWhiteChristianMale 560]

[ChrisRid 899]

1 hour ago, Nutter said:

The Golden Nugget

There is an incredibly rare phenomenon where a player will have shit out the 'Golden Nugget'

Golden nuggets.... they taste YeeeeHaw! 

[LiL LaGGy 1]

1 hour ago, Nutter said:

The Golden Nugget

There is an incredibly rare phenomenon where a player will have shit out the 'Golden Nugget'

already been able to get the golden nugget this update is great

[tdizz 1,054]

what a shitty update 

[Shizzle 215]

Garnet may be in preschool. Can you confirm?

Edited August 4, 2022 by Shizzle

[Dan Gardner 346]

Shitpost should be a positive reaction for this post

[Nutter 15,155]

5-6 hours into the update, while all of you are distracted by the enormous amount of poop content, nobody happened to notice that the server's performance is atleast 50% better  

[Shizzle 215]

1 hour ago, Nutter said:

5-6 hours into the update, while all of you are distracted by the enormous amount of poop content, nobody happened to notice that the server's performance is atleast 50% better  

Poop

[Smity_ 257]

That moment when you can actually call garnet's update shit haahah

get it cause he added they you can shit everywhere

Edited August 5, 2022 by SirSmity

[KingMash 388]

Dookie ass update