The Garnut Nutter 15,155 Posted August 4, 2022 The Garnut Share Posted August 4, 2022 To all Hat owners, please beware the hat system was temporarily removed from the server in order to integrate into our Pointshop System! Pointshop The Accessories category has been added to the server All items in the category will generally be very affordable (starting at 3 hours of gameplay to purchase) A stack of up to 2 items in the category is available. General Server Maintanence Cleaned up code to avoid mundane client and serversided errors Unbox System Updated to the latest version in order to hopefully be better optimized for the client World's First DarkRP Poop System Part 2 Due to the instant hit the poop system was, I have taken it upon myself to build upon it, as I told @Proggy And as a wise man once stated: Pooping Cooldown The poop cooldown has been reduced from 2-15 minutes down to 1-2.5 minutes One day we will find the perfect pooping balance Superadmin Bypass Me and @Proggy and any other future future Superadmins will be able to shit to their heart's desire with a removed cooldown. Proportionally Correct Poop Sizing Finely tweaked the size of poop to be more proportionally correct to your playermodel, no more nuggets the size of a torso Realistic Food Coloring Not all steaming dunkers are made of equal shades of brown and texture, as such, I took it upon myself to add this variety of color and sheen. Stomach Cramps tweaked down the intensity of the stomach cramps sound to be rather understated and realistic Optimization Despite the fact this addon is not intensive at all, I have taken it upon myself to code it as if it were a complex inventory system. All variables were localized, code was simplified, effectively meaning 1000+ players could be pooping simutaneously with negligible FPS loss. The Golden Nugget There is an incredibly rare phenomenon where a player will have shit out the 'Golden Nugget' Consuming this nugget will d̸̛̛̥̫̯̲͉͎͎̘̜̫̩͙͍̰͇͕͖̣̲͍̠̭͙̂̄̈́̀̈́̈́͐̿͌̍̓̇̈̈́̓̆̈̉̈́͘͘ͅǫ̴̫̺̞̩́́͊͆̌͋͛͑̀̌̿̈́́̔̆̉̎́̀̇̈́̌̇̀̐͊̃̿̑͆̽̏́̕ ̴̢̧̛̛͍̟̹̞̜̠̦̩͕̹̥͍̤̜͓̺̳͚͈̳͇̻̮̹̮͙̗̮͓̹̓̋̋̈́̓͌̓̉̐̀̈́̍̔̈́͊̽̇͂̐̒̈́̄̔͗̆̾́̂̓́̾̿̌̆̓̂̆͘̚̕͘͜͜͜ͅņ̴̟̦̠̪̤̱̦͎̬̫̘̞̻̫͕̻̭̓͑̾͐̇̈́̐̒̋̀̊͒̀̄̂̑͋̇̊̀̀̎́̎̊̕͠͠͠ǭ̶̨̫͎̠̫̻̞̫̠͍̖͎̭̻̺͍̝̮͍̠̞̞̗̩͙͚͇̼͖̟̪̙̦̯̱̟̥̟̼̙͗͒̍̃́̂̈́͗͌̏̊̓͜͜͝ͅţ̸̨̨̧͍̥̠̜͉̪͉̮̘̠̮̭̫̪͍̪̥̳̳̠͎̺͍̜̭̫͔͕̙͖̭̟͔͎͍̺͖͂̌͒͐̅͗̾̀̿̒̾̔̐̄̕͜͜͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅh̶̡̡̨̰̪̯̝͙̖̰͇͖͕̝̪͔̮̥̟̬̮͓̣̤̜͇̩̮̝̹̮̙͓̭̝̳͖͔̹͔͙̮̣̍̀͋̇̈́́͌͐̌͂̂̓̎̽̑̇̏̽͆̀̊͋̒͑̒̄̍̎̋̀̽̈́͂̒̈́̒̓̓̑͘͘̚̕̕̕͜͝͝͝i̷̢̛͙͎̟̔́̉͂̏͊̈̀̒͊̾͌̊͊͗̏̓̐̓̀͐̑̚͝͠͠͝͝n̸̘̪̼̺͍̹̚g̵̡̨̨̥͍̗͈͎̟̺̻͍͙̘̻̻̯͓̳̠̬̥̟̫̠͔͎͈̫̰͓͔̺͉͙̈̎̔̅̊͜͜͠ 3 1 Quote Link to comment
Deft 292 Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 This update is dook. 1 Quote Link to comment
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DarkRP Administration Team ChrisRid 899 Posted August 4, 2022 DarkRP Administration Team Share Posted August 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Nutter said: The Golden Nugget There is an incredibly rare phenomenon where a player will have shit out the 'Golden Nugget' Golden nuggets.... they taste YeeeeHaw! Quote Link to comment
LiL LaGGy 1 Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Nutter said: The Golden Nugget There is an incredibly rare phenomenon where a player will have shit out the 'Golden Nugget' already been able to get the golden nugget this update is great Quote Link to comment
tdizz 1,054 Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 what a shitty update 2 Quote Link to comment
Shizzle 215 Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 (edited) Garnet may be in preschool. Can you confirm? Edited August 4, 2022 by Shizzle Quote Link to comment
Dan Gardner 346 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Shitpost should be a positive reaction for this post 1 Quote Link to comment
The Garnut Nutter 15,155 Posted August 5, 2022 Topic Author The Garnut Share Posted August 5, 2022 5-6 hours into the update, while all of you are distracted by the enormous amount of poop content, nobody happened to notice that the server's performance is atleast 50% better 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment
Shizzle 215 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Nutter said: 5-6 hours into the update, while all of you are distracted by the enormous amount of poop content, nobody happened to notice that the server's performance is atleast 50% better Poop Quote Link to comment
Smity_ 257 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 (edited) That moment when you can actually call garnet's update shit haahahget it cause he added they you can shit everywhere Edited August 5, 2022 by SirSmity Quote Link to comment
KingMash 388 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Dookie ass update 1 Quote Link to comment
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