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DarkRP Staff Roster | Month of January 2026


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  • DarkRP Super-Admin

🎆DarkRP Staff Roster – January 2026 🎆

As I'm making this post, we have 110 players online
Atleast for the moment, we are so back :^) ty staff.

 

 


 

🏆Staff MVPs🏆

A Wet Australian – 592 points
Enzo – 407 points
Desmo – 366 Points + uncalculated event hosting points 😄

 

 


 

📈Promotions 📈

 

Obese Fat Fuck → Lead Administrator

Nobody wanted to promote him, except himself. Sadly the server’s orbit has stabilized around his mass, and population is up 37% from his astounding size.


Desmo → Lead Administrator

Unlike the person above, Desmo earned their promotion. They did an average of 12 sits a day, and also topped the leaderboards for GM activity this month - somehow still maintaining sanity levels.

 

Wet Australian Guy → Lead Administrator

Our #1 in terms of sit count, compounded with an intense australian accent that makes women quiver.


Gunner → Trial Admin

Hit a decent staff quota and trained more abusive members of our staff team

He's a future administrator in the same way that a raccoon could be a future homeowner.

 

Schyzo → Lead Moderator

Originally said he doesn't want a promo, but this month he does because he has evidently become very power hungry.

 

Candy→ Senior Moderator

Threatened to DDoS the server if he does not get promoted

 

Enzo→ Senior Moderator

Completed a ton of sits, being our second MVP for the most!

 

Orbit → Moderator

Dang nearly hit a full staff quota in 15 days

 

Homeless → Moderator

Hit well above sit quota

 

Kars → Moderator

Completed all their staff duties 😄

 

Congratulations to everyone promoted it was well deserved.

 


 

⏳Extended Terms ⏳

The following staff members are staying in their current rank for now due to availability, LOA, personal preference to remain at their current rank, or staff strikes.

All are in good standing unless otherwise noted.

 

Chawhead & zbt - Lead Administrator

We are artificially holding both back so that they feel like a minecraft pig with a carrot on a rope held infront of them. Both completed both their sit quota and completed admin duties - however, me and @Gildarts need to figure out how to reshuffle staff ranks around and what management roles will be looking like moving forward. TLDR they will prolly get manager next month.

 

Lieutenant Daniels - Senior Administrator

He honestly doesn't want a promotion. We listened.

 

Haze - Senior Administrator

Met staff sit quotas, but the staff team still needs to shuffle around a bit and more admin involvement needs to be seen first 😄

 

Huntero - Trial Administrator

Please contact upper administration for an explanation!

 

Danny – Moderator
Did not hit high enough staffing quota for a promotion

 

colinoscopy  - VIP Moderator

Please reach out to our administration team for an explanation of why you were extended 😄

 

 


 

📉Demotions, Resignations & Removals 📉

 

Hobo → Lead Moderator
Double demotion due to prolonged inactivity as staff

 

Scampeer → Moderator
Bro is out getting milk but at this point we have cheese.

He is gone.

 

Belix → VIP
Failure to fulfil staff duties

 

xFish → User
No activity. He returned to the ocean

 

Demise → User
No activity & a ban IIRC 😞

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  • DarkRP Management Team

congratulations to everyone who was promoted your hard work does not go unnoticed. This is going to be a great year for GG DarkRP I'm very grateful for all of you guys and lets keep up the good work. 

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