Monkey_withagun

hi

admaxissssss

errol. the high demons.

im bored. Im making a dnd campaign now.

Hey guys! just letting everyone know i wont be able to contact for like 4 days, so.. yeah. Im free to talk to after that though!

Hi.

my name is Monkey With A Gun and I have a gun (that’s how I got my name) with sunglasses and long and lugious ape heair and a lot of people tell me I look like monkeeboi36 (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here ya non ape tribe hueman!). I’m not related to Conway but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking admin. I’m a minge but have 1000+ hours on garnet. I have ape skin. I’m also a monkey. I go to a server called Garnet Gaming in North America where I’m in the fifty sixth level (I’m in the 56th level). I’m a high level (in case you couldn’t tell) and I use mostly the double barrel shotgun. I love the Garnet Gaming store and I buy all my perma weapons from there. For example today I was using toxic nerve agent and shooting people with a dragonlore sniper rifle. I was walking down mainstreet. It was forever perpetual sunlight with no clouds, which I was very happy about. I saw a admin on the rooftop. I put up the middle finger at them and sniped them.

“Hey Monkey!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Donttouchmyfrog!

“What’s up frog?” I asked.

“you are my favourite minge and you can have all my money.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard the admins call me and I had to go away for 4 days.

(AN: please be nicke it ism y first timr wrieting.   i luv you spongebob)

errol are you really errol

errol have i wasted my life

play disco elysium

admaxis

is your profile yaqub

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp heeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

they're screaming at each other again. 

bio jumpscare

am i cringe

sat you are not fat