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Monkey_withagun

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  1. hey errol i have a real question this time

     

    is jesus the son of god or is he god?

    i've heard some saying that saying hes the son of god is a hearsay because in christanity theres only one god but then theres things like the father the son and the holy spirit

    1. Payphone
    2. Errol

      Errol

      If you're a Trinitarian (which is to say the majority of Christian denominations out there) it is not a heresy. Father, Son and Holy Spirit are three parts of the one ultimate Divine. Jesus is the Son but the Son is God. It's only a bit murky if you reject the Trinity, which as a Catholic I don't reject it.

  2. dont trust dark wizards like that

  3. hes a time vampire

  4. ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL ERROL  THIS IS URGENT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY YOU NEED TO LISTEN ERROL PLEASE LISTEN HEY LISTEN TO ME I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY
    The Whitest Kids U' Know - God Wants You to Wear a Hat
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLgKYftKfII

    IS THIS VIDEO REAL???
    IS IT???
    DO I HAVE TO WEAR A HAT
    AND
    ANOTHER THING
    IS THIS VIDEO TRUE, TOO??
    WKUK God Says
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irlz5iCc5NM

    HOW ABOUT THIS
    IS THIS TRUE
    DID THE FOUNDING FATHERS SMOKE WEED AND POT
    WERE THEY THUGS
    ????????????????????
    ERROL
    IS THIS TRUE
    Founding Fathers - Trevor Moore
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-mEDPlJHEM

    HEY ERROL
    ERRROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    ERROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    ERROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    IS THIS VIDEO TRUE
    DID THE CIA ASSASSINATE HIM
    Trevor Moore: High in Church - "Kitty History"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Lvv1f5Qu4

    IS IT????????????????
    please tell me
     

  5. errol. the high demons.

  6. im bored. Im making a dnd campaign now.

     

  7. Hey guys! just letting everyone know i wont be able to contact for like 4 days, so.. yeah. Im free to talk to after that though!

  8. Hi.

    my name is Monkey With A Gun and I have a gun (that’s how I got my name) with sunglasses and long and lugious ape heair and a lot of people tell me I look like monkeeboi36 (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here ya non ape tribe hueman!). I’m not related to Conway but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking admin. I’m a minge but have 1000+ hours on garnet. I have ape skin. I’m also a monkey. I go to a server called Garnet Gaming in North America where I’m in the fifty sixth level (I’m in the 56th level). I’m a high level (in case you couldn’t tell) and I use mostly the double barrel shotgun. I love the Garnet Gaming store and I buy all my perma weapons from there. For example today I was using toxic nerve agent and shooting people with a dragonlore sniper rifle. I was walking down mainstreet. It was forever perpetual sunlight with no clouds, which I was very happy about. I saw a admin on the rooftop. I put up the middle finger at them and sniped them.

    “Hey Monkey!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Donttouchmyfrog!

    “What’s up frog?” I asked.

    “you are my favourite minge and you can have all my money.” he said shyly.

    But then, I heard the admins call me and I had to go away for 4 days.

     

    (AN: please be nicke it ism y first timr wrieting.   i luv you spongebob)

     

  9. errol are you really errol

    1. NotDeadPool2

      NotDeadPool2

      I know this is a question for him. However, I don't think errol is errol because he's Errol, not errol

    2. Errol
  10. errol have i wasted my life

    1. Errol

      Errol

      Why would you think that?

  11. play disco elysium

  12. is your profile yaqub

  13. heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp heeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    1. Oyasumi

      Oyasumi

      No. :3

       

  14. they're screaming at each other again. 

  15. sat you are not fat

  16. can i have some food

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