Also, weed is very cringe too. Just because it doesn't give you a beer belly doesn't make it not cringe, sitting in a park baked out of your mind looking like a dribbler is the definition of cringe.
I don't care about the gut, it's about the experience. Being high is so much better than being drunk, and I do my drugs at the house like a responsible adult. I very much enjoy being high as fuck.
You're in the minority then, almost every single person I know that smokes is one of the losers that sits in the park being beyond unproductive and irritating. Britain is full of morons like that