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[Jarold 234]

I think it was margarit cotty that made this post originally (on the old forums), i took the liberty of archiving it.

Here's a long list of many different phrases to say in-game that result in a voice over:

ENJOY!

 

i'm really not at liberty to say

You never know

in the meantime

no no

guh

you sure?

heeelp

damnit

there you are

get down

well i'll be damned

no no

party

help

hey over here

there he is

oops

This is bad

spread the word

whoops

enough of your mumbo jumbo

welcome to city 17

you smell that? it's freedom

if i ever get my hands on dr. breen

if only you had harnessed your boundless energy for a useful purpose

i don't know what you can possibly hope to achieve

help yourself to supplies and keep moving

we got some ammo in those crates over there

you got here at a bad time

good luck out there

i've got to stay and help any stragglers

now they're flooding the areas up ahead with manhacks

that was a close call thanks for your help

he'll help you if you let him

we really can't afford to get noticed

you made it just in time we gotta clear outta here before we're discovered

even if you offered your surrunder now

you have plunged humanity in to free fall

so this is the combine portal it's smaller than i imagined

turret!

Soldiers!

i haven't lost my touch

duck

you waiting for somebody?

i don't know how you things survived as long as you have

finally change is in the air

i'm not even gonna tell you what that reminds me of

i can't believe this day has finally come

woah deja vu

when this is all over ah who am i kidding

right on

this one has proven to be a fine pawn

maybe you'll do it for one of them

thanks to you we have everything we need in that regard

you need me

that's my girl

get your car in the garage

it's a gunship

gunship

 

no! Help!

who's hurt?

well that's that

you'll make it through if anyone can

forget about that thing

that's what you said last time

what's the meaning of this?

speak to you again in a few moments

final sequence

here my pet

no not up there

heady

is lamarr with him?

your talents surpass your loveliness

what is it?

i almost gave you guys up for lost

so there you see?

it's not all hopeless

there's only one heady

what's the password?

password!

how dare you even mention her

poor bastard doesn't stand a chance

zombies

is it really that time again?

headcrabs

derka

i must apologize

any last words doc?

derka

time doctor freeman

seems as if you only just arrived

you have done a great deal in a small time spam

I can see your mit education really pays for itself

you have done so well

my house

me?

ughghgh

gtfo

rather then offer you the illusion of free choice

right man in the wrong place

come to the light

i will end your torment

my advice to you is aim for the head

onward to the mines

yes come to me come

there you are at last

yes my children it is i

well done brother

they come

stay close to me brother

Sodomy!

look out brother behind you

let me end your torment

it is not me you want but the light that shines through me

Come!

Hush

hurry while i hold the gate

here i have a more suitable gun for you

good now keep it close

guard yourself well

go quickly

flee brother

come to the light i carry come

come closer

aim for the head

be free my child

better than better

beware!

catch!

careful brother

cover me brother

help me brother

i am outnumbered

i cannot fight them all alone

i need help brother

i need to get patched up

I remember your true face

i require your assistance brother

i think no worse of thee

lend a hand brother

look out

may the light of lights be with you

out of my way

over here brother

rest my child

so again i am alone

stand aside brother

the grave holds nothing worse for you

to me brother

where art thou brother

you meant no harm

your assistance brother

alright good you keep right on it

but where will you go?

awesome!

about that beer i owed ya

and if you see dr. breen tell him i said fuck you

and not a moment too soon

aw crap incoming!

be careful!

bring it on

but ok

come on

alyx my dear you have your mother's eyes but your father's stubborn nature

and then you deliver yourself?

careful lamarr those are quite fragile

Lamarr

Lamarr there you are

conditions could hardly be more ideal

careful

ahhhh

all right i'm moving jeez

and things were going so well

any last words doc?

be careful now

be glad you're not the guy they're looking for

behind you

better get going

bullshit

but this stuff it's all i have left

can't you see im busy?

cheer

Civil protection is on to us

come on everybody

come on get in here

come on in

coming

couldn't have put it better myself

da man

Don't struggle it's no use

Don't struggle honey

nice

take this medkit

Don't drink the water

lmao

yeah

yes

no

noo

nooo

eek

I can't get this tune outta my head

Did you hear a cat just now?

I still have nightmares about that cat

Sometimes I dream about cheese

judith?

pardon me

you and me both

coming

gotta reload

heads up

fantastic

hax

no time

headhumpers

he's dead

Joygasm

moan

[Exotic 115]

God damn you jarold

[Charlie 148]

hell yeah

 

[WO2 Willyworm1 15]

I am using those unironically for my sits when the opportunities arise from now on, and it's all your fault jarold

Edited November 27, 2018 by WO2 Willyworm1

[wmskiller1 1]

1 hour ago, WO2 Willyworm1 said:

I am using those ironically for my sits when the opportunities arise from now on, and it's all your fault jarold

You’re a fucking genius 

[BoOpYdOoP 16]

The font is black and I can't fucking see it xD

[eXg IPL4YG4MES 204]

1 minute ago, boopydoop said:

The font is black and I can't fucking see it xD

It's cancer I know, but you can just highlight it.

[OG_Bob_The_Builder 75]

Thank you mate!@