Squacky's Staff app

[c0mmunityWillAlways 0]

In-game name:Squacky
Age:13
SteamID (https://steamid.io/):STEAM_0:0:187808501
Warns:0
Timezone:EST
Playtime?: I mean I just got on the server but I have played so many darkrp
Do you have access to TeamSpeak and a microphone?: [YES/NO]Yes
Do you have the ability to record Garry's Mod videos?:[YES/NO]Yes
    Referral(s): [What administrator recommended you to apply?]N/A
    Past experiences as staff: [Optional]DracoDynasty I was an administrator but the server closed down now
    Why should we choose you over other applicants? [minimum 2 paragraphs]Well I am experienced. I have spent 2 years playing Garry's mod. I have been staff on almost every server and got a good report.
    Have you ever been banned or punished on any server? If so, Include details.No not at all
    Have you made any previous applications, If so when?:No
    How much time do you have to contribute to the role?: I am very active so probably every day unless I have stuff to do
    If you have any, what hobbies or activities are you involved in outside of Garry's Mod? Well, I love to hang out with my gf and that's basically it. School starts soon so that will be another thing.

[The King of Rohan 506]

I will need your full playtime and if it is under 24 hours you will have to reapply in 72 hours as that is the minimal requirement to apply for staff

[Entity 357]

1 hour ago, c0mmunityWillAlways said:

I have been staff on almost every server and got a good report.

Don't even mind the fact that the 2 paragraph minimum meant 3 sentences to this guy, just look at this specific sentence and it says it all. -1

1 hour ago, c0mmunityWillAlways said:

Playtime?: I mean I just got on the server but I have played so many darkrp

Doesn't know how to check playtime.

Lastly, didn't even put down the "Did you read staff rules?" part.

[Fruit 34]

Homie didn't even include that question about the staff rules.

[John_Wick 11]

This man could quite possibly be the staff member with the highest IQ score if he's accepted. With that, however, he would eventually evolve and then take over the server with his supreme intellect. For that reason, I have to -1

[ZachDLC 9]

2 hours ago, c0mmunityWillAlways said:

report

Is that like that version pronounced reh-pour or are you just retarded

 

In all seriousness who TF are you dude

-1

[IAMEVOLVE 91]

-1 what's with all these weak ass staff apps lately, m8 you need to put more than a few mins into your essay

- no effort

- countless errors

-incomplete app

-didn't follow format 

- Didn't read the rules 

[Jarold 234]

DENIED

@c0mmunityWillAlways So i would leave this open for the remaining two hours, but you've gotten plenty of feed back with zero change. If you plan to re-apply (which you can do in 72 hours) you'll need to seriously work on your application if you want to actually be considered.