DarkRP Staff Roster – January 2026
As I'm making this post, we have 110 players online
Atleast for the moment, we are so back :^) ty staff.
Staff MVPs
A Wet Australian – 592 points
Enzo – 407 points
Desmo – 366 Points + uncalculated event hosting points 😄
Promotions
Obese Fat Fuck → Lead Administrator
Nobody wanted to promote him, except himself. Sadly the server’s orbit has stabilized around his mass, and population is up 37% from his astounding size.
Desmo → Lead Administrator
Unlike the person above, Desmo earned their promotion. They did an average of 12 sits a day, and also topped the leaderboards for GM activity this month - somehow still maintaining sanity levels.
Wet Australian Guy → Lead Administrator
Our #1 in terms of sit count, compounded with an intense australian accent that makes women quiver.
Gunner → Trial Admin
Hit a decent staff quota and trained more abusive members of our staff team
He's a future administrator in the same way that a raccoon could be a future homeowner.
Schyzo → Lead Moderator
Originally said he doesn't want a promo, but this month he does because he has evidently become very power hungry.
Candy→ Senior Moderator
Threatened to DDoS the server if he does not get promoted
Enzo→ Senior Moderator
Completed a ton of sits, being our second MVP for the most!
Orbit → Moderator
Dang nearly hit a full staff quota in 15 days
Homeless → Moderator
Hit well above sit quota
Kars → Moderator
Completed all their staff duties 😄
Congratulations to everyone promoted it was well deserved.
Extended Terms
The following staff members are staying in their current rank for now due to availability, LOA, personal preference to remain at their current rank, or staff strikes.
All are in good standing unless otherwise noted.
Chawhead & zbt - Lead Administrator
We are artificially holding both back so that they feel like a minecraft pig with a carrot on a rope held infront of them. Both completed both their sit quota and completed admin duties - however, me and @Gildarts need to figure out how to reshuffle staff ranks around and what management roles will be looking like moving forward. TLDR they will prolly get manager next month.
Lieutenant Daniels - Senior Administrator
He honestly doesn't want a promotion. We listened.
Haze - Senior Administrator
Met staff sit quotas, but the staff team still needs to shuffle around a bit and more admin involvement needs to be seen first 😄
Huntero - Trial Administrator
Please contact upper administration for an explanation!
Danny – Moderator
Did not hit high enough staffing quota for a promotion
colinoscopy - VIP Moderator
Please reach out to our administration team for an explanation of why you were extended 😄
Demotions, Resignations & Removals
Hobo → Lead Moderator
Double demotion due to prolonged inactivity as staff
Scampeer → Moderator
Bro is out getting milk but at this point we have cheese.
He is gone.
Belix → VIP
Failure to fulfil staff duties
xFish → User
No activity. He returned to the ocean
Demise → User
No activity & a ban IIRC 😞
UNDER REVIEW Thank you for your appeal. Please allow up to 24-48 hours for a response from a member of the Operator Division. As well as allowing a reasonable timeframe to gather the facts pertaining to your ban.
Please note, bans will only be appealed if they are of a false nature, incorrect reasoning, and in some cases mishandling of sit/report/ban.
In-game name: bob2SteamID (https://steamid.io/): STEAM_0:0:217005536Staff members in-game name: tovic Staff members SteamID (https://garnetgaming.net/darkrp/bans) (/id (name):(STEAM_0:1:90791348Date & Time of incident: 2021-11-09 - 20:38:37Timezone: CSTBan Reason: fucking idiot doxxHow long were you banned for?: like 45 yearsProof of Ban: https://garnetgaming.net/darkrp/bans/?steamid=STEAM_0%3A0%3A217005536What happened? (include any proof): was in ooc talking w a friend and listed a fake address to pretend it was his (we both were joking and in on it). idk its been years and referring to rules it said "DDoS or the publicizing of other member's private information (DOX) will result in a permanent ban. (This includes all "hacking" threats)."
wasnt a valid address at all, it doesnt even go to a house its a public street in nebraska that i randomly said. much less was it actually related to the guy or anyone that i know of in the server at that time.
it was a bad joke though i'll admit that, and im sorry about that lol i was 14 and stupid. i liked playing on the server and wish i could play again, so i'd appreciate at least a second look at my appeal bc a ban wipe hasnt happened in 8 years or smth. thank you.
-bob2
ACCEPTED
After deliberation with the StarWarsRP Gamemaster Leadership Team, we have decided to accept your GM Application. This is largely in-part to some, but not limited to, the below reasons:
Your events are good and we think you will be a good addition to the team.
Welcome to the StarWarsRP Gamemaster Team! We're looking forward to getting you trained and having you on board!
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