Good work everyone !

Congrats to those promoted I've seen almost all of you on a lot and glad you get what you deserve

Congrats to everyone who was promoted, you all have done an amazing job ^_^  

Congrats to everyone another amazing great month Lots of people applied for staff this month Can’t wait for next month 😄

DarkRP Staff Roster – January 2026  As I'm making this post, we have 110 players online Atleast for the moment, we are so back :^) ty staff.       Staff MVPs A Wet Australian – 592 points Enzo – 407 points Desmo – 366 Points + uncalculated event hosting points 😄       Promotions    Obese Fat Fuck → Lead Administrator Nobody wanted to promote him, except himself. Sadly the server’s orbit has stabilized around his mass, and population is up 37% from his astounding size. Desmo → Lead Administrator Unlike the person above, Desmo earned their promotion. They did an average of 12 sits a day, and also topped the leaderboards for GM activity this month - somehow still maintaining sanity levels.   Wet Australian Guy → Lead Administrator Our #1 in terms of sit count, compounded with an intense australian accent that makes women quiver. Gunner → Trial Admin Hit a decent staff quota and trained more abusive members of our staff team He's a future administrator in the same way that a raccoon could be a future homeowner.   Schyzo → Lead Moderator Originally said he doesn't want a promo, but this month he does because he has evidently become very power hungry.   Candy→ Senior Moderator Threatened to DDoS the server if he does not get promoted   Enzo→ Senior Moderator Completed a ton of sits, being our second MVP for the most!   Orbit → Moderator Dang nearly hit a full staff quota in 15 days   Homeless → Moderator Hit well above sit quota   Kars → Moderator Completed all their staff duties 😄   Congratulations to everyone promoted it was well deserved.     Extended Terms  The following staff members are staying in their current rank for now due to availability, LOA, personal preference to remain at their current rank, or staff strikes. All are in good standing unless otherwise noted.   Chawhead & zbt - Lead Administrator We are artificially holding both back so that they feel like a minecraft pig with a carrot on a rope held infront of them. Both completed both their sit quota and completed admin duties - however, me and @Gildarts need to figure out how to reshuffle staff ranks around and what management roles will be looking like moving forward. TLDR they will prolly get manager next month.   Lieutenant Daniels - Senior Administrator He honestly doesn't want a promotion. We listened.   Haze - Senior Administrator Met staff sit quotas, but the staff team still needs to shuffle around a bit and more admin involvement needs to be seen first 😄   Huntero - Trial Administrator Please contact upper administration for an explanation!   Danny – Moderator Did not hit high enough staffing quota for a promotion   colinoscopy  - VIP Moderator Please reach out to our administration team for an explanation of why you were extended 😄       Demotions, Resignations & Removals    Hobo → Lead Moderator Double demotion due to prolonged inactivity as staff   Scampeer → Moderator Bro is out getting milk but at this point we have cheese. He is gone.   Belix → VIP Failure to fulfil staff duties   xFish → User No activity. He returned to the ocean   Demise → User No activity & a ban IIRC 😞