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good work! cant wait to jail everyone for being high 24/7!

Thanks all mighty nutter, we have been wanting your attention for ages and we get it!

Congratulations to everyone on their new roles or extensions!

im not going to be up there with yall anymore but still proud of yall for getting promos

WARNING: PRETTY LONG, if you want to see the new content, scroll down Announcement Hello Garbanzo Gamers, When it comes to our DarkRP server, April has been a complete roller coaster, and the server was literally putting its head through a noose. The culprit we found and believe to have gotten it right, was for the first time in 6 years, relying on outsourced code I didn't personally birth, the logging system. Our new logging system was never really written for the demands of our server's continous 2-day uptime with 70 sad souls continuously connected, resulting in overflows (which did not give us any troubleshooting information) In short, we were literally victims of our own success. This entire month @Merk got front-row seats to my cerebral meltdown, while I tried to figure out why in the fuck ouf server seems to kick everybody daily at precisely the window of 3-4 AM, and I even reached out to the developer of Garry's Mod, Rubat, who went.. yeah ok this isn't my fault, your server's fucked ( he was right. ) The good news are, after 3 tortorous weeks, of literal brain trauma, I finally figured the source out. NOW FOR THE EVEN BETTER NEWS In my quest to figure out wtf is making our server so unstable, I ended up giving our entire server a literal revamp, as I re-wrote some of our code from the Mesozoic era in 2015-2017. While re-coding things didn't fix the crashes, it provided insane performance benefits collectively, resulting in our tickrate comfortably going up from 22 to a crazy 33 but also buffed our net-channels to allow the server to literally effortlessly juggle over 100 players. Needless to say, I won't need to optimize anything in the future. So moving forward, unless some new shitstorm brews, I am fully dedicated to providing the DarkRP server NEWWWW content. Until the end of May, I am mostly going to be focus on DarkRP, not SWRP or MRP. SO PLEASE stay tuned for fantastic new updates. Changes For the month of April, here's a summary of what was updated (with a few things omitted as they were not properly documented by me): Re-wrote more than half of the code of DJ Radios Re-wrote more than half of our prop protection and physics conditions for props Fixed an ancient bug that caused unlimited props Re-wrote delivery system entirely for the Deliveryman job Re-wrote portions of the animation swep Re-wrote portions of the base Garry's Mod light entity Re-wrote how corpses are handled Re-wrote portions of permatoggle, which allows players to toggle permanent weapons from being given at spawn Re-wrote how players typing or talking is networked to other players within the server Disabled the use of stunstick in spawn Allowed all Admins+ to use the witcher gates tool Added "Report Area" protection - an idea and design by Merk Raised the XP given to weed cultivators when growing weed by 45% Fixed the distance at which the PD vault can be raided CPs now get money and XP for confiscating printers Re-wrote portions of the code of the party system Re-wrote portions of the C menu suite Re-wrote portions of the vape system and how it's networked Re-wrote portions of the word unscrambler for security Reduced the DJ job limit from 3 to 2 Added the DJ role to the mugging blacklist Created a script to remember your last used job, so in the event of a crash, when you reconnect, you'll be reserved your old job.

This update went super hard, thank you for all the work on it!

Yippee! Space crack!

Super awesome cool jedi update!!! All these new features go brrrrr. Ned med scan system very cool as well. SICKKKK update!!

Can I have wristrockets, westars, Z-6s, Count Dooku lightsaber, 2000 health, more movement speed, a spitfire please and eternal power please?

10/10 cant wait to see all of this!

zawg this go brazy i love 91st man and Dizz an OG

Hello Garbanzo Gamers, This is your your monthly dose of updates from our galaxy over at StarwarsRP! It has been a SUPER busy month over here at the sweatshop, fine-tuning and expanding, and optimizing the server. We hope you enjoy! Venator Map Gravity Generator We've installed a new gravity generator! While this should keep you grounded, beware—if it's damaged, gravity might get a bit quirky, making it tough to walk without floating a little, particularly if you run through a staircase. You better hope we have ENG members on with a handy fusion for the repair (whch by the way, will have a 1000 credits reward) Weather System Meteor Shower Watch the skies as meteors streak past anaxes. Just remember, it's safer inside our base. Standing outside will be a grieving mistake. Fog/Sandstorm Good luck navigating through dense fog or sandstorms that will challenge your visibility. Ideal for events designed for siths that thrive in infiltration/secrecy. Earthquake (INCOMPLETE) Your screen will annoyingly go sideways for some time, while rocks will start falling off the side of cliffs and mountains, you best go indoors while this is happening to avoid being squashed like an ant. Administration Trial Gamemasters With our thriving team of executives, T. GMs have been given greater control, our Trial Gamemasters can now host their own scaled-down events, through the use of almost all tools (albeit slightly restricted) that the rest of our team can utilize! CM Permissions Conway has been granted ultimate permissions to dispense items and crates at will. Harus next? Drugs System Every fictional world has its tweakers. Reimplementation of Drug Classes We’ve reintroduced our classic drug system from DarkRP that has been ongoing since 2017, albeit now optimized for better performance and neater effects. Support for being a mega-methhead has been added, as you can now be tripping on bantha crack, and deathsticks both at the same time. Overdosing Mechanics Added back the risk of overdosing, affecting your character's stats (run/walk speed) and health. POV: you're on fucking galactic crack Drug Detection Instrument Issued to specific roles within the CG battalion to help monitor and maintain order by detecting the dirty crackheads within our base. (can't wait for Officer Jo Schmo to whine about being demoted for being caught high on galactic crack - because it wasn't done in RP) Optimizations and Miscellaneous Voice Chat Optimization We’ve significantly improved voice chat clarity and increased its range by 15%, ensuring you can communicate from further distances without disturbances during events Addon Reworks The portable radio and chess addons have been rewritten for better stability and reduced errors. This should also help decrease the crash instances among users, and boost performance on both the server and the client. Crystals Fixed issue with dropped Mythic Pulsed Edialitye crystals appearing as errors Vibro Knives Recoded Vibro knives for the elimination of the occasional material discrepency LVS Seats Added extra security to LVS seats to avoid random errors. Group Chat Redesigned DarkRP group chat with optimization in mind - now that they carry more calculations (certification checks) Grenades Fixed infinite loop associated with nades (tfa) being thrown at NPCs - didn't cause immediate crashes, but they'd happen hours thereafter Music Cleaned up errors that popped up with music/theme tracks playing during events Scoreboard Attempted to fix error when loading up the tab menu before initializing DarkRP's data fully ARF ARF ARF anddd it's gone Remove all ARF Classes 3rd Person Support Fixed 3rd Person Error when entering Character Skill Station and all wOS menus in general Master Lightsaber Corrected the inability to press E+R to select forms AT-RT Added the consolidated ATRT by @Aura to our server, thank you so much!! Capture Point System Created support for members of the republic being able to capture said points, as well as the capability of CIS members (event jobs) being able to do the opposite, alongside NPC droids! This system is super similar to what you would find playing battlefront or MilitaryRP Citadel Revamp Fixed Citadel NPCs not spawning, even when the board is claimed. Rewritten portions of citadel with optimizations in mind for a large population Galactic Cuisine Food Items Introduced food items that can be used for healing in the absence of a medic. All food items currently carry the same effects of slowly regenerating your HP by 40 at a very slow pace. Bantha Bites This is the store from which food can be purcahsed until we introduced a cooking mechanic, at which point, it will become a very expensive ingredient/spice shop Entry Quiz Upon a succesful completion of our server's entry quiz, you will be met with a selection panel! Selection Panel Streamlined the process of choosing your entry battalion, making it quicker and easier to get started on our server Jedi Overhaul Path Qualifications Consolidated Jedi roles into four streamlined jobs, simplifying the path selection process. Administrators and council members can now assign members onto their respective paths, and players no longer have to switch jobs continually as they progress within a path or switch paths. Double Trouble Removed the cost for dual-wielding abilities, allowing all Jedi to wield two sabers without additional expense of your sacred points. Saber Rifle Added this new weapon to our arsenal, with limited shots but powerful effects. I'd be lying if I said I knew wtf Conway wants to do with this, but its here and it took 2 hours to complete Skill Tree Revamp Completely overhauled the Jedi skill tree, making it more intuitive and tailored to distinct roles of Consular, Sentinel, and Guardian. Additionally, reduced the cost for all Jedi forms to 1 skill points Model Swap Swep Changed how players assume lore characters' roles; now, it’s based on qualifications rather than specific jobs, with a toggleable weapon to switch your playermodel onto the appearance of your lore character. Playermodels Entirely revamped, get in game to see, i'm too lazy to screenshot them all Battalion Assigned Jedi Introduced the ability to become batalion assigned, a jedi can now become 212th attack battalion assigned, and utilize the "U" teamchat functionality to seamlessly chat with all of 212th Team Chat /jedi team chat was introduced to serve as a replacement for U team chat for jedis, as U will now be reserved for assigned jedis 91st Mobile Recon I'm super excited to introduce a new battalion with unique capabilities and playstyle to our server, 91st is a battalion that excels in scouting and quick strike missions. They're equipped with speeds and the appropriate equipment to allow for rapid deployment and extraction during off-worlds. Despite all this, people will still ask for them to get mortars and probably their own personal Jedi starfighter, because our server's population is allergic to balance between battalions and want one-man-armies. Panic Switch A new tool for emergency preparedness has been given to both Navy and Jedi Council members, useful for alerting of your last known location in emergencies, this is done by a very simple left mouse button press. Civilian Model Pack Added a misc playermodel pack for event use!

+1 besides the rape part i dont wanna walk around town than get raped by @Monkey_withagun

You meet all of the requirements and have significant playtime on the server. I do not doubt your knowledge and I can confirm taking many sits that you have reported, every time I see your report I know it's going to be an easy decision. I wish you good luck and hope you will be joining us soon. +1

Hi Lala. Bye lala.

if only bro joined the ancient universe genre in roblox there are some corners of that game that even to this day are considered toxic and harmful to sensitive people. i get your point though. on another note, +1 good job idea

I heard Roblox is a good game for those young kids, they should go play that if they don’t wanna get their feelings hurt

Man axel and me still need to box hes on my bad list recently no but fr lala lady you are a great person and i still will never forget that crazy clip like 2 years ago funniest thing ever i wish you the best of luck! always reach out if you need anything

April was super busy for me, I'm glad to have scraped by... Hopefully I'll get more points in May

Congrats to everyone on being promoted! And a big congrats to @busterbignut to their promo to Lead Admin!

Congratulations to everyone who got a promotion this month! And a special super congrats going to Gamingcarrot, Orion and Versa!

Well done guys. It was a slower month, but I'm very confident in everyone, as well as our recent additions. @GamingCarrot @Orion @versa big congrats on staff of the month. Cheers to another great month everyone!

+1 Confirming referral. Great staff app. Definitely worth a shot for the staff team. Good luck man.

Hey look theres me, I'm so honored to finally be apart of the staff team with you all and looking forward to what the future holds. Congrats to all the people that got promoted too. Especially @versawith the double promo and @GamingCarrotand @Orion8559for staff of the month. Love yall