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5:40 - Get domed shit brain

I would also like to see the online staff. Also if you could add a tab with commands like un-own all doors and such

Josh was a very depressed adult man. He always wanted someone to sexually and emotionally be in love with him, but he thought that was impossible. Despite that, he LOVED Fortnite. He played it every day and loved every second of it even though he was not a good player.There was so many things he loved about the game,but when the shopping cart item came out, it was easily his favorite part of the entire game. He would giggle with joy as he pushed his internet friends on the shopping cart and when they pushed him on it. When he got his first shopping cart kill, he jumped up and screamed in happiness. Overall, he loved the shopping carts so much. He also loved being gay. Unfortunately, human males do not arouse him, and he thinks gay furries are ugly and disgusting, and he is even more depressed because of this reason: wanting a male organism that is not human or furry to love and fuck him will never happen.But ooooooooh baby... he will find love soon... One night when he was dreaming, he dreamed being all alone in a bedroom in the fortnite map. He looked out the window and saw the beautiful fortnite landscape. He tried to go out the room, but the door was locked. He turned around and met a great surprise... a shopping cart was in the fortnite bed! At first he was confused, but then, he started feeling butterflies in his stomach. He looked at the shopping cart intensely and he felt... he... his heart started to feel good. He felt... love... and for some reason it felt... gay... then, the shopping cart said... "I love you, Josh" in a sweet, soft voice. Josh felt aroused and blushed. He walked towards the cart. He reached for a kiss...but the dream ended before he could kiss it. Waking up... he started crying happy emotion. Oh my god , he thought. He realized he wanted a gay shopping carts cock to fuck him. In 4 am in the morning, he woke up and ran to the nearest grocery store in his underwear. He had a boner. He sneaked in the store and found a shopping cart. He felt the texture with his hand. It was the perfect feeling. He knew his stomach was very erogenous,so he picked it up and rubbed it on his stomach over and over. He moaned in pleasure. Then, he took of his boxers and stuck his cock in a random shopping cart hole and started to thrust. He loved it so much that he cummed all over the shopping cart in seconds. He then cleaned it squeaky clean and put the shopping cart back. He didn't leave a trace! He went back home half-naked running in public, but he did not care. He found love. The next day, he played more Fortnite. For the first time, he was about to win solo! He was one of the two left. He was in his fort waiting for a surprise elimination. Suddenly, he noticed a shopping cart was in his fort with him. He blushed and felt love again. Then, the shopping cart said... "I believe in you ". At this point, he was ready as fuck to win this motherfucking game. Of course, he won! He was so happy, but then, all of the sudden,the other player hacked his account. Josh was terrified. He got a message on his phone... "I'm gonna kill you, you cheap cunt!" with a picture of a gun. He said he will be there in 10 minutes. Josh screamed and ran to his room crying in horror. He did not want to die, but all of the sudden, he was greeted by a sexy metallic tongue swishing all over the inside of his mouth. Then, he saw him: an anthropomorphic muscular shopping cart! He has sexy, hot shopping cart metal skin with ripped muscles and looked like a shopping cart man. Most of all, he had a huge, veiny uncut cock. It was the hottest thing he had ever seen. "It's OK, honey. You'll be safe with me..." said the gay humanoid cart with a hot sexy deep voice. Josh heard a vibrating noise, then he realized the shopping cart had a grenade launcher shaped dildo vibrator, his favorite Fortnite gun. The cart shoved the mini vibrator grenade launcher into Josh's anus and felt huge pleasure and it touched his prostate. The cart ripped off all of Josh's clothes and made out with him ruthlessly, and then kissed little by little down his chest until he got down to his dick. He swallowed it whole, bobbing his head back and forth, up and down with his metallic tongue twirling his foreskin, head, and frenulum. Josh eyes rolled back in ecstasy. He moaned. He was in heaven. "i LOVE YOU CART I LOVE YOU SHOPPING CART FUCK ME OH YEEAAHHH UUUHHH" After 8 minutes, Josh cummed. It was the best orgasm he had ever felt. It lasted 30 seconds. He screamed in pleasure and love. "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! UUUUOOAAAHHHUHHHHHjhhuuaaoohhh..." After a great fuck, there is one minute and 30 seconds before the angry fortnite player murders him. The shopping cart embraced him with his shopping cart arms and rocked him like a baby. "It's ok. you will be with me forever. I love you..." Then, they were suddenly teleported on an island, safe from the murder. The ocean was beautiful, and the sunset was about to happen. The clouds were gorgeous. The sky was sunny. "Where... where are we, Mr Shopping Cart?" "We're in heaven. Forever" replied the hot as fuck shopping cart. Josh heart was in so much love. They maked out passionately, the anthropomorphic cart pinning him on the sandy ground. Josh wrapped his legs around the humanoid carts body as the cart thrusted into his asshole. He cried out in pleasure as the cart fucked and kissed him at the same time.The shopping cart texture felt sooooooooooo good as his cock entered back and forth. Then, another tongue grew out from the side of the carts penis and licked Josh's prostate. Another tongue grew and elongated out of the carts anus, wrapping around Josh's cock and started stroking it up and down. The cart fucked him like this for one hour. Josh was screaming in the greatest pleasure imaginable. Then, he had a 30 minute orgasm. It was the most blissful pleasure anyone in the whole universe can feel. After the fuck, they rest with eachoher on the sandy floor, cuddling, snuggling, and purring and kissing. They looked at the clouds, all nude and gay. They were amazing. "What do you see,Josh?" said the cart as he pointed to the sky. "I see a fortnite gun.The grey tact shotgun! What do you see?" "I see the angry fortnite players grave!" said the cart. They laughed very cutely and giggled sweetly together. On their small island, they even had a PC with fortnite on it! They played the game online, with the humans back on earth not knowing that they were playing with 2 people from heaven. then, they watched the sunset go down, and they fell asleep... Josh woke up, and he saw his cart boyfriend making a boat. "Where are we going with that?" asked Josh. "We're going to the fortnite island. For real.A replica made in heaven. There's very nice people there. And shopping carts! A peaceful place to live" said the cart softly. "Really?" asked Josh adorably. "Awwww... youre so cute! Of course.And we have our own bedroom to fuck on. Forever." And Josh joined him on the raft, setting sail on a mission to island fortnite. They held hands and looked at eachother tenderly and kissed on the lips as then they looked at the beautiful cloudy sunny sky, knowing they will be in love forever.

This guy is a blast to play with and he has never been in the wrong end of a sit. Although his staff app is short I would love to see him staffing I think we will be a great addition to the team. +1

I'd like to have a thread dedicated to this, as to not have only the few people who check the updates page comment on it. Some people feel uncomfortable commenting on posts made in that section, so I'd like to make a more casual one here. Here are my opinions: +Love change, and this is definitely a welcome one. +Like the fact that people can't automatically see the richest person online, and spam them with PM's. +As a staff, I like the fact that people can't see all staff online, and spam PM all of them as soon as they make a report. +It's easier on the eyes to look at, with not as much information glaring back at you. +I like the big ol' close button in the top right, cause I suck at clicking things. +All of the links work, and it is fantastic. Maybe see if you could add a direct link to an addon pack, though? Idek where the real link is tbh. -Job descriptions still weren't updated. I know that doesn't have to do with the new UI, but it's something I noticed. My personal recommendation? Completely remove job descriptions for non-donor jobs, so people are forced to read the MOTD for their job rules. Problem solved, so there are no conflicting rules/descriptions. -Organization is non-existent. I understand it is still experimental, however if this had organization, it would be perfect. Guns could use some organization, and the VIP jobs should be in a different category as the non-VIP ones, with absolutely no bleed. It can be quite frustrating as a new user to keep clicking VIP-only jobs. Even with the old F4 menu, there was still bleed with jobs, and lots of users complained. (I understand this is a potential sales tactic to sell more VIP, however it potentially does more harm than good.) EDIT: I miss the "commands" menu. While yes, I can just type /unownalldoors or /give (amount) or /lockdown...it's easier to use the implemented commands menu. To each their own. Please don't simply say "I like it" or "I don't like it". I'd appreciate to keep the shitpost away, and to use this as an actual informative thread for the betterment of the server. Thanks in advance! @Garnet Tagging you just in case you wanna follow along, message me on Steam if you want the tag removed

*Mass RDMs, then proceeds to get banned for such* "Uh... uh.. BAD STAFF!"

+Good guy in-game +Seems to be past staff +Good playtime +Small amount of experience +Can record -VERY short and poorly-written app -Doesn't explain how his past GG staff experience ended +1 Do NOT add me to referrals for now, however that might change if you address my -1's. Edit: My concerns were addressed, just as I asked. Add me to referrals!

Do that, How did this end?

shut your fuck up

Accepted. Your intentions were to stop another who had a malicious intent. We all make mistakes and you should have been banned for 1 day. Remember next time, /report is there for a reason and make sure to use it. I will unban you right now. @Phantom

2 can get strikes next time they post after decision made

Unlike you, I have proof here. I have over 500 Gmod screenshots so I'll have to find it but I do have proof and will post it ASAP.

This sums up ISI's ego

Many of the mountains have holes where it is impossible to escape if you fall in because of the steep angle

how could you people forget