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Nutter

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  1. Thank you for quoting the entire post that is directly above you :^)
  2. Memes continued... Too many white cis gendered male characters and the female characters aren't obese or ethnic enough. Will NOT be buying! Ah yes, a woman with a prosthetic arm on the front lines killing people with a cricket bat. Very immersive Women : I'm bleeding, throw me a Tampon Soldier : OK Man I remember all the stories my grandpa told me about the black weaboo Scottish paratroopers that had golden katanas paired with handicapped female brits
  3. So... I was absolutely in love with Battlefield 3 and 4, it seems that when Battlefield 1 came out, I lost my connection with the franchise because I wasn't too happy with the choice of going back to World War 1, primarily because I enjoy urban warfare with automatic weapons to a much higher degree. When I heard Battlefield V was going to be World War 2 based from @Phantom I was absolutely ecstatic, and I went to see the trailer. 5 minutes later and I am now beyond disappointed, hence why this thread has been posted. Battlefield fell victim to the left media and political correctness, which is fucking depressing. For those who have yet to see the trailer, feel free to watch it below: Yes, a fucking cyborg female featured in a realistic World War 2 shooter, with heaps of explosions to keep the kids happy ? Not a single Nazi in sight. Allow the memes to begin: Battlefield (WW)1: "We want to keep the experience authentic in respect to the many fallen soldiers of the great world war" Battlefield 5: "Lol WW2 was lit lmao" WW2 game with a DISABLED, FEMALE squad member.... EXCUSE me!!?? WHY isn't she also Black and Lesbian??!!
  4. Should've worded it better... Crowbar/Pistol Round/RPG, etc etc
  5. You shalt not be forgiven, you are to leave my christian forum grounds.
  6. I generally don't change anything other than what I state in update posts, for future reference.
  7. Optimization A heavy optimization patch has been pushed onto our server's gamemode, this will translate in better server performance, which will result in far less lag spikes when the server is under heavy loads, however it may not necessarily translate to better FPS for the client. Event System The Event system has been patched up to accomodate for the PermaProps update we pushed a few months ago while Tupac was absent from our developer's position. You can expect events to start functioning again starting either the 24 or 25th of May. The Event system still includes deathmatch and team deathmatch with different themes. Feel free to suggest more ideas below!
  8. Bitch if you had a jacket i'd smother you with it so you stop screeching in my ears
  9. No, you don't get to come back. Peace

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    2. Phantom

      Phantom

      I know what I said. Yote is the past tense of yeet and y33ted is the past participle of yeet. 

    3. Zoro

      Zoro

      tl;dr get out of here squeaker kiss ass fag who was dodgy's little concubine.

  10. Nutter

    Map

    ... Shitpost?
  11. It's been disabled all-together, because I've seen it abused more often than not. Proofread your posts before posting :P. I may change my mind on that one, but for now, i'll keep it this way.
  12. This should be renamed to 'how to cut your FPS in half'
  13. First ever update on these new forums ayy ? Hoping you guys enjoy them better than the last ones, they look a million times better in my opinion! Signatures have been enabled Note: you must be registered on the new forums for atleast 5 days before you are able to change your signature. In order to change your signature one would have to do the following: Drop down menu User Control > Account Settings > Signature Status Updates have been implemented (like in our last forums) In order to change your status you would Leaderboards Leaderboards will now display the following: Most reputable members (received the most positive reactions on their posts) Highest Post Count Most Content Provided Only the top 5 of each category will be displayed! NOTE: persistent shitposting WILL get you banned from these lists
  14. Staff Application Format Updated: March 6th, 2017 Prerequisites Failure to meet any of the following will result in the automatic denial of your application Read both server and staff rules. Make sure you are posting your application in the correct forum (DarkRP -> Moderator Applications). Format the title of your application like so - [Your name] - Moderator application. Reach a /playtime of 24 hours on the server you are applying for. Do not copy your previous applications or anyone else's Do not advertise your application on any platform Staff Rules 1. Be respectful to all community members 2. Serve as a role model for other players 3. Do not harass users of the server. 4. Do not use administrative commands unless in case of emergency or if you are on duty or in a sit. I.E Physgun players off duty 5. NEVER question the final verdict of a higher up. 6. You must be 13 years or older to apply for staff 7. NEVER request a promotion 8. Do not alter the server rules in any way. 9. Do not be biased towards players 10. Do not use vulgar language during staff sits. 11. Keep a mature attitude at all times 12. You must have a sit before warning a player (exception for violations in non-OOC: Dis In OOC, Racism In OOC, @ chat spam, etc.) 13. You may not handle your own sits UNLESS deemed necessary, and there's not a sufficient number of staff members online. 14. You may not staff on any other gaming community while staffing on Garnet. 15. Copying and pasting previously accepted or denied applications will result in a denial. No exceptions. 16. Do not TP (Teleport) to higher ups without their permission it may result in a warning. 17. Only Manager+ can have inisible names/jobs in rp situations. Admin+ can have invisible names if spectating. 18. Do not spam bring/teleport staff or users 19. Must use steam ids when using !warn or !ban. 20. Do not Afk on duty 21. No Rping/Roleplaying on duty Format Updated: March 23rd, 2018 In game name: Age: SteamID (http://steamidfinder.com/): Warns: Timezone: Playtime?: Do you have access to TeamSpeak and a microphone?: [YES/NO] Do you have the ability to record Garry's Mod videos?:[YES/NO] Referral(s): [What administrator recommended you to apply?] Past experiences as staff: [Optional] Why should we choose you over other applicants? [minimum 2 paragraphs] Have you ever been banned or punished on any server? If so, Include details Have you made any previous applications, If so when?: How much time do you have to contribute to the role?: If you have any, what hobbies or activities are you involved in outside of Garry's Mod? Did you read the staff rules?: Thank you for applying to Garnet DarkRP!
  15. Form Description: [description of what you are suggesting, one paragraph minimum] Reasoning: [how would this benefit our server?] Additional Information: [Photos/Videos][/CODE] Subforum Etiquette/Rules Only one suggestion may be posted per thread, master suggestion threads with multiple unique ideas are prohibited. Simply post multiple threads. Playermodel changes, swapping of nations, and new faction suggestions are forbidden. When making a response to any suggestion post, you must begin your initial posting with a +1 or -1 - followed by your reasoning, only then will you be allowed to quote another member as to their post and points you do not agree with. Your suggestion must be realistic and approachable. The request of additional nations to our server is forbidden Failure to follow these simple rules may result in the termination of your forum account!
  16. Disclaimer: it is your responsibility to read and abide by our server rules, failure to do so may result in a punishment. UPDATED 11/26/2023 COMMUNITY GUIDELINES Below you will find a link to all of the Community Guidelines, these are rules that do not vary depending on environment and must be followed regardless of setting: GENERAL RULES ROLEPLAY RULES BUILDING & BASING RULES RAIDING RULES MUGGING RULES PARTY RULES GANG WAR RULES JOB RULES
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