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  1. Jared Cox

    i like big muscular men 

  2. Trench

    How was/is everyone's quarantine? 

  3. proggy

    If you're on ANY garnet staff team and own Rust, PM me on discord or forums please B)

  4. Pluto_

    NGL alcohol is pretty cringe. Like I deadass cringe when I see people drinking bro. I don't even smoke like that but bro like it's so much better. 

    1. Jake

      Jake

      You're in the minority then, almost every single person I know that smokes is one of the losers that sits in the park being beyond unproductive and irritating. Britain is full of morons like that 😕

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  5. Pluto_

    NGL alcohol is pretty cringe. Like I deadass cringe when I see people drinking bro. I don't even smoke like that but bro like it's so much better. 

    1. Jake

      Jake

      Also, weed is very cringe too. Just because it doesn't give you a beer belly doesn't make it not cringe, sitting in a park baked out of your mind looking like a dribbler is the definition of cringe.

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  6. Pluto_

    NGL alcohol is pretty cringe. Like I deadass cringe when I see people drinking bro. I don't even smoke like that but bro like it's so much better. 

    1. Jake

      Jake

      They both suck but as a firearms owner and someone who interacts with the police a lot, I know which is the intelligent one to use.

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  7. szrp

    szrp    Jake

    how do i apply for the team

     

  8. Weeb_

    HOLY CRAP IM NO LONGER IN THE NEGATIVE FOR REP!

    1. Jake

      Jake

      Everybody was warned for "Pointlessly -repping people to be a dick", entirely un-needed behaviour, sort it out.

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  9. PraetorDon

    The hour of ascension is at hand.

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  10. Tuna

    Thinking about bringing it back

  11. Pluto_

    So I tried for like 3 minutes to tell the homie not to put $10 on a chess game... anyway where should I go for lunch tomorrow? 😄 

    1. Jake

      Jake

      Rip toilet then

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  12. Pluto_

    So I tried for like 3 minutes to tell the homie not to put $10 on a chess game... anyway where should I go for lunch tomorrow? 😄 

    1. Jake

      Jake

      Where did you go for lunch?

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  13. Jake

    Jake    Nutter

    did chair buy you???!!

  14. Jake

    Jake    Nutter

    did chair buy you???!!

  15. Jake

    Jake    Zachman

    The only Forum Staff to get 2 warns in 1 day, give it up for Zachman!

  16. The King of Rohan

    gotta love how my old "any warnable offense + ltap = 1 day" is still a punishment it wasn't for a while on darkrp till like late 2017

  17. IAreGunner

    did you buy  a new chair yet to help your back?

  18. VBSA

    I miss DuckyRU

  19. Aparh

    Aparh    Nutter

    Why is MRP missing from the side list where it says all the servers and their pops?

  20. Gythem

    I see you just got Skyrim and played 11 hours in one day.

    You're in, you aren't leaving, you can try but you will not succeed.

     

    But for real though how the hell did you do so much already? Level 25 in one day? wtf? Already a grinder?

  21. PrisonNightmare

    was thinking of a new war system, but don't think it'd be possible without a major coding overhaul sadly rip

  22. Tuna

    moved my setup around, looks cleaner. 🙂 

  23. Tuna

    Thinking about Family Guy funny moments #3

  24. Tuna

    Thinking about army officers.

  25. PrisonNightmare

    bitch lmao!!!! get roated

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