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  1. hysteria

    mrp on my mind

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    2. PraetorDon

      PraetorDon

      spacer.png

    3. Shwade

      Shwade

      TSFU COL karina massive failure of a faction

    4. hysteria

      hysteria

      get a life pal lol

  2. hysteria

    mrp!mrp!mrp!mrp!mrp!mrp!

     

    the m stands for mrp

  3. hysteria

    keep diggin bro

    1. Tuna

      Tuna

      thinking about what the fuck this is supposed to mean

    2. hysteria

      hysteria

      you drive small tractors at 5 AM

      keep diggin 

    3. Tuna

      Tuna

      Erm achtually I operate a 980K front end loader and a 769C heavy haul dump truck

  4. hysteria

    what the actual fuck 

  5. hysteria

    notice me!!!!!!

  6. hysteria

    thinking about you

  7. hysteria

    thinking about bouncing on a pogo stick

    1. Smity_

      Smity_

      do you have an extra one?

    2. hysteria

      hysteria

      i do @SirSmity

  8. hysteria

    still cheating

     

    1. Fetn

      Fetn

      still getting no hoes hysteria?

    2. Horse

      Horse

      Devastated 

  9. hysteria

    day 160 of waiting for the clips

    1. Kendal

      Kendal

      He spent more money on the gaming chair than the pc. His shit still processing

    2. Clicher

      Clicher

      Sorry, but he said that when it finally at 99% processed, his windows crashed, and he had no choice but to reinstall it. That was 15 days ago, and his computer is currently at 90% for the windows installation. Please be patient he will be able to restart very soon, im sure of it.

  10. hysteria

    ❤️

    1. aleksandr

      aleksandr

      Why are you so sexy

    2. hysteria

      hysteria

      no you

    3. hysteria

      hysteria

      *winky face*

  11. hysteria

    new pfp?

    1. Jake

      Jake

      new account, check da post count

    2. Deviluke

      Deviluke

      Damn I hated ozzy but loved captain scooby 😥✊

  12. hysteria

    i wonder if the can just abolish the US government

  13. hysteria

    inject_svcheats 1

    1. eli_

      eli_

      inject_jew_enable 1

    2. hysteria

      hysteria

      @eli_ ok party

  14. hysteria

    aye squared plus bee squared equals see squared i am pretty sure. i’m too busy checking garnet gaming instead of listening to my pre calc teacher rip

    1. Trench

      Trench

      very relatable .....

  15. hysteria

    where do babies come from??? i thought that by taking health class i would’ve learned but the teacher said magic land and i don’t believe it...

    1. Hazard

      Hazard

      sex.

    2. Tuna

      Tuna

      He's thinking about babies

  16. hysteria

    how the fuck do kids choke on lego bricks tf 😎😎😎

    1. LalaDeviluke

      LalaDeviluke

      same question as how dafaq you choke on your own spit 

       

    2. Tuna

      Tuna

      Legos r yummy so if you eat too much you choke

  17. hysteria

    why is there a sock on the doorknob leading to my basement

    should i be scared

  18. hysteria

    spread peace and love ❤️

     

    1. Cumguy5

      Cumguy5

      ❤️ "smooches" vega member 

  19. hysteria

    my balls itch, how do i make it stop

    1. JackJJ

      JackJJ

      cut them off

    2. JimtheScubaDiver

      JimtheScubaDiver

      Step 1: get at least 25 rubber bands

      Step 2: wrap them as tight as you can around your ballsack(make sure your testies are not above the bands)

      Step 3: lose feeling in balls

      Step 4: no balls anymore

    3. Jake

      Jake

      sandpaper, 60 grit works best for me

  20. hysteria

    hola

    1. LalaDeviluke

      LalaDeviluke

      nihao

       

    2. hysteria

      hysteria

      neehow

  21. hysteria

    they can't handle the neutron style 😎

  22. hysteria

    i am getting so much fucking aids from these forums, i just woke up and my brain hurts so much i want to puke my breakfast

    1. Aparh

      Aparh

      Buddha Moment

  23. hysteria

    penguins are pretty cool

  24. hysteria

    you probably like conway

    1. Nutter

      Nutter

      Yeah, I do actually.

    2. hysteria

      hysteria

      good, i was just making sure

    3. AlexConway

      AlexConway

      ❤️❤️ @Garnet

  25. hysteria

    oh shit lemme reschedule the meeting because you cant attend mb

    sorry sir

    😞

    1. Clicher

      Clicher

      How to mess with slackers

    2. Tora1

      Tora1

      suck ass

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