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  1. Salmon

    Fonza doesn't know lol

    1. Tuna

      Tuna

      he just dosent know

    2. Ziggy

      Ziggy

      lol!

    3. Salmon

      Salmon

      You had to be there, sorry.

  2. Salmon

    Pussy gotta be communist how she leaving squirt Marx on my Lenin sheets.

  3. Salmon

    The Moab return confirmed?

    1. Moabkilr45

      Moabkilr45

      80% possibility rating

    2. Xavier

      Xavier

      You better be comin back

  4. Salmon

    I bought an FN 5-7. I'll now be taking donations so I can afford the ammo for the damned thing.

  5. Salmon

    Thinking about going to Ukraine as a volunteer

  6. Salmon

    My main problem is girls with mental illnesses are my type.

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    2. Salmon

      Salmon

      Trust

    3. IAreGunner

      IAreGunner

      I’ll give it a week 

    4. Bowl22

      Bowl22

      This is just dating girls with expiration dates

      sorry man

  7. Salmon

    Furry profile pic

  8. Salmon

    Call my Roy G biv because I'm visibly on the spectrum

  9. Salmon

    Everybody gangsta until That's Life by Frank Sinatra come on

  10. Salmon

    I cant fathom it

    1. eli_

      eli_

      literally can't believe it

    2. StraightWhiteChristianMale

      StraightWhiteChristianMale

      really like why tf did they do that

    3. Broku

      Broku

      Seriously unbelievable

  11. Salmon

    Laying here falling asleep and I thought I heard the sound of someone banging on my barracks door and I had a panic attack before I remembered I'm a free man. 

    1. Jake

      Jake

      glomk assembl

  12. Salmon

    🚬🍺

  13. Salmon

    Thank you for your service Navy man

  14. Salmon

    A cigarette sounds great rn

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    2. StraightWhiteChristianMale

      StraightWhiteChristianMale

      vapes have nic lmao

    3. Nutter

      Nutter

      No shit, but they're much much better for you than cigarettes with rat poison and other shit, indisputably. 

    4. Salmon

      Salmon

      I cannot inhale vape like I can inhale cig smoke. Fucking kills me everytime. But for my girlfriends sake, as she's trying to quit nic altogether, I'm just gonna trudge along until the feeling subsides

  15. Salmon

    Thinking about the McRib returning to a McDonalds near you

  16. Salmon

    Wasted a lot of money at the range today fellas

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    2. Salmon

      Salmon

      Spent that much on AK ammo the day after the ban was announced 

    3. BINLADINHOE

      BINLADINHOE

      I remember the point where fucking 9 mil was a dollar a round here shit was infuriating

    4. Salmon

      Salmon

      I have a .45 and I refuse to but ammo for it when it's always a dollar or more per round

  17. Salmon

    among us

  18. Salmon

    Pain 🤠

  19. Salmon

    Don't worry guys, mrp staff roster will be up soon I'm sure of it

    1. Jake

      Jake

      no

  20. Salmon

    bababooey

  21. Salmon

    Bear? Boobs????? 😳😳😳😳🥴😳

    1. bearboobs

      bearboobs

      BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Salmon

    Swaus

  23. Salmon

    Society 🍌

  24. Salmon

    Miss you man, hope all is going well

    1. PraetorDon

      PraetorDon

      I'm leaving the state of NY and my job in about two weeks.

       

      Also: spacer.png

  25. Salmon

    Keep crying about my cringe and shitpost reacts. It only boosts my ego

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