Jackal Interests V1

[Blade 87]

I'm going to play devil's advocate and discuss the black sheep on the staff team. Jackal of all people, identifies himself as the "elite" of server marking his bias hatred against US and using Phantom's "bias" as a means to an end for his own needs. Jackal's history of minging his not gone unknown, unbeknownst to the community of his past by being part of @Tayler Navy.  Please revoke jackal the 16 year old boy with 3 extra chromosomes who watches Fornite porn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Permission from Phantom, this is all satire so no ban pls.

 

Edited September 6, 2018 by Blade

[Fupert 118]

 

disclaimer : I was under the assumption that this thread was in the shitpost central section of the forums because of @Blade

The images posted above and below are purely satire, I apologize to Jackal in advance.

 

 

Edited September 6, 2018 by Fupert

[Fupert 118]

 

disclaimer : I have been jebaited by Blade, I was under the assumption that this thread was under the shitpost central section of the Forums.

Edited September 6, 2018 by Fupert

[Prota 12]

[Vibe 1,088]

[rauler 537]

i knew my masterpiece would live on 

 

Edited September 6, 2018 by rauler

[Vibe 1,088]

How the meme was born.

 

[Blade 87]

[GG] Jackal
: To Vibe
Alright so I'm sorry but I was doing stuff with crin in regard to HR. 
Basically you were removed for a few reasons and I will get to that now. 
First reason was that you had the ability to get on this whole time and this is apparent by you playing with us the past two days. 
Secondly, you can come off as a serious dick both ingame and ooc when talking to people about the smallest of things. 
Finally, you tend to be a minge which is apparent by what you did today where you spammed smokes at a drill instructor long enough to where the recruits were slayed due to inactivity. 
Keep in mind that Phantom, Fupert, and myself all agreed on this move and even agreed on demoting mute down to SGM due to him running around doing the same type of stuff with you. I hope you don't take this personally and lose interest in the server or consider me as rather as an enemy than a friend.  I hope you don't take this personally and lose interest in the server or consider me as an enemy rather than your friend.

 

Edited September 6, 2018 by Blade
typo

[rauler 537]

Legend has it of a mythical man. You have heard of Thor and his mighty hammer, you've heard of Zeus and his rods of pure electrical energy, and I'm sure you've heard of superman and his amazing strength. Now imagine all of these strengths combined into one single mind. The man has been rumored by 1000 year old poets as "Jackal". Allow me to tell the story.

 

Jackal was born to the God of Bad Hit Reg and the Goddess of receding hairlines. The resulting child was miserable. Instead of his stature growing, his growth pallet was located inside his brain. This has allowed "Jackal" to obtain a forehead measuring a whopping 10-1000 feet, which he can shrink and grow at will. His forehead has become so large, in fact, that it transcends 3d space. His forehead is currently located in the 4th dimension. While "Jackal" tries to figure out how to obtain the power he was destined, a bit of his otherworldly powers have leaked into the real world, as the 4th dimension simply cannot hold his head inside due to its monstrous size. To this day, "Jackal" lives upon us, using his powers that have leaked into the 3rd dimension to complain about hitreg on this server.

 

Thank you for reading my new greek myth.

[Smokey 250]

38 minutes ago, Prota said:

NOICE BWHWAHHWAHWAH

[Cameron 46]

Guys guys guys, who threw the flashbang

[Vibe 1,088]

Jackal's Daughter 

[rauler 537]

7 minutes ago, rauler said:

Legend has it of a mythical man. You have heard of Thor and his mighty hammer, you've heard of Zeus and his rods of pure electrical energy, and I'm sure you've heard of superman and his amazing strength. Now imagine all of these strengths combined into one single mind. The man has been rumored by 1000 year old poets as "Jackal". Allow me to tell the story.

 

Jackal was born to the God of Bad Hit Reg and the Goddess of receding hairlines. The resulting child was miserable. Instead of his stature growing, his growth pallet was located inside his brain. This has allowed "Jackal" to obtain a forehead measuring a whopping 10-1000 feet, which he can shrink and grow at will. His forehead has become so large, in fact, that it transcends 3d space. His forehead is currently located in the 4th dimension. While "Jackal" tries to figure out how to obtain the power he was destined, a bit of his otherworldly powers have leaked into the real world, as the 4th dimension simply cannot hold his head inside due to its monstrous size. To this day, "Jackal" lives upon us, using his powers that have leaked into the 3rd dimension to complain about hitreg on this server.

 

Thank you for reading my new greek myth.

Due to positive feedback, I have decided to make a part 2. 

 

One day, "Jackal" was feeling particularly angry towards a mere mortal. The legendary sniper known as "Vibe" had skills that far exceeded most gods. This fight took place many many years ago, and legends say it took place in a desert. After being out skilled in almost every single way, "Jackal" has shown rage known to no mortal. He goes on a barrage of attacks on Vibe. Unfortunately for Jackal, Vibe had a rebuttal. After Jackals rage, he ended it with "You have a large ego", to which Vibe replies "And you have a large forehead". Upon hearing this, Jackal was dumbfounded. "How does a mere mortal known about my forehead" he thought to himself. Since that very fateful day, Jackal has been what the mortals call "Washed up". 

 

Upon hearing about this incident, Jackals parents decided enough was enough. They instilled a bad luck charm onto their son without his knowing. Flashbang after flashbang, Jackals reputation among both the Gods and mortal world drastically decreased. With nothing left, Jackal decided to take it upon himself to join the Anti-Gods (Vega Group), an evil organization of banished gods ruled by non other than Hades himself.  Jackal has been an evil god for years, not knowing any bounds to his wrath of shitty hit reg and balding.

 

Thank you for reading Part 2 of the greek myth "Jackals Odyssey."

[Cypher 72]

Jackals forehead hitbox is fucking massive 

 

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