Due to the fact that Ligma is a relatively new disease there is not much known about it, though doctors all over the world have several theories on its cause. The most prevailing and also the cause accepted by the WHO is that Ligma is caused by the exposure to Fortnite. Backed up by the fact that many if not most people who has been exposed to Fortnite will develop some strand of Ligma.
Symptoms: The early symptoms of Ligma begins like testicular cancer, starting in the testicles it begins as a itched. If untreated for the next few weeks Ligma will then start affecting the hair pigmentation turning the hair blue or green although other colours might also appear such as red. Then further symptoms will develop such as having an insatiable urge to play Fortnite and bully children, the finally stages then occur 3-4 months after the initial stages of the first symptoms where the victim will now become a full time Fortnite streamer or youtuber. At this point most agree that it is already too late and death is inevitable.
It is also commonly believed that the symptoms and effects of Ligma can be increased by asking: “whats Ligma”.
History: As mentioned above Ligma is a very new disease so not much is known about it, all we know right about its history with its patient zero “Richard Tyler Blevins” recently passing away despite of several top doctors from the United States.
Ligma has also started a global pandemic outbreak infected, already killing 2000 people in Europe.
Treatment and cure: Currently there is no confirmed cure for Ligma disease but the WHO has announced several treatments, the official treatment is to just stop playing Fortnite and stop asking what Ligma is. However several alternative treatment has been suggested. In the Peoples Republic of China, Russia and India “Gamer Girl pee” is said to be cure to Ligma but its effect is only varying, official from these three countries say that if all else fail euthanasia will be required.
The outbreak of ligma has been a terrible atrocity in the sugondese people for many years. Ever since 1999 the rates of infections have been tripling, and it's beating the records of E.tma and BOFA. If you ever plan on visiting the sugondese people, be weary of the ligma that has been lurking there, but the symptoms should be easy to spot. Sugondese people tested positive for ligma will;vomit frequently, grow bigger freckles, hallucinate, mistake you for others, and will enjoy the idea of wet feet. Always remember to have gloves when in contact of these sugondese people, and to dissuade from eye contact. Be safe this holiday from the ligma.
It was around 9:43 when I decided to go to bed after my Overwatch marathon. I dropped 300 sr, so I began to cry myself to sleep. Before you know it, it was complete darkness. I wake up and find myself surrounded by peanut butter in a place that looks like a military base. "Hi there" the shadowy figure in the corner says. It's Winston! I tell him to help me because I am tied to the ground. He comes out in the corner and he has no clothing on. "This will just be a minor experiment" Winston then gets on top of me and rips off my clothes. WINST- He quickly covers my mouth as he begins to thrust into my rectum. My screams turn into screams of pleasure as it begins to feel great. Winston then unleashes primal rage and thrusts and fists me at twice the speed. I am bleeding I tell Winston. "Nothing that a band-aid won't fix" He continues to thrust until a familiar voice is heard "OHHHHHH WINSTONNNNN" He tries to cover up what has happened but she is simply too fast. Tracer is in the room with a box of bananas. She sees Winston on top of my naked body. She is shocked. "It's not what it looks like! I-I- It's just an experiment" Tracer isn't having any of it and realizes the dirty deed Winston has done. I then wake up. Surrounded in sweat and !@#$% in my bed wondering what happened. Nothing happened it was all a dream