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Holmander

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  1. @MrInconvenience is the type of nigga to completely ruin a joke
  2. @Phantom is the type of nigga to yell at you for 30min and then say you have anger issues ?
  3. Skill... It should be fair towards new players aswell like it shouldn't require a donator to kill another donator. Try as a 2GA soldier to go against a nailgunner with an MP5, it wont happen. Currently it requires someone with an orsis or an MP5 to take down someone with for example nailgunner or RPG as they most likely also have a few donor guns which leaves new players at a HUGE disadvantage. Conclusion: People shouldn't be required donate just to even out the ods.
  4. Cya dood, take care of yourself and stop doing meth.
  5. Don't even fuckin compare Tupac to that other fuckin disgrace
  6. +1 short app but size dosen't matter ? Having staff from other timezones is a huge plus.
  7. I dont think nighttime would work because atleast for me everytime i turn shadows on so i can use my flashlight i drop from 80fps to maybe 8-10fps and even further down if im in a building. Might only be the case for me on my end. night-time even though it sounds and looks really cool it would make the server unplayable for me.
  8. Stop try to start unnecessary drama you shitstain
  9. If you don't have alot of money go full AMD, i built my PC in 2013 and its still running all games on high graphics and it only cost me a total of $990 ish Everyone says they overheat but that just proves that they've never had an AMD product because ive never had a single problem
  10. HOW DID IT GO? I DEMAND ANSWERS
  11. Can i date u? Ill follow my 10 steps to success
  12. Gotchu, ive even managed to fuck a midget so trust me. Step 1: be a gentleman and buy her food, bitches love food. 2: tell her that shes beautiful, more than once, bitches love compliments. 3: Smile and laugh at her jokes, bitches love thinking that you actually care. 4. Literally pay for everything and win her a teddybear, bitches love money and teddybears 5. Make her feel like the center of attention, don't just talk about yourself. Bitches love attention 6. When you sit next to her, place your hand on her thigh. Bitches love it 7. Go where theres loud music and bass, the vibrations will literally do half the work for you, bitches be weht. 8. Make sure she always has something to drink, no one wants a dry bitch with a headache. 9. Pick a flower and give to her, bitches loves flowers 10. Last but not least hit her with the "hey if you want you can spend the night at my place, i make excellent breakfast pancakes" again, bitches love food. There you go, atta boy Ps. Eat her ass
  13. I am the gender bender

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    2. Holmander

      Holmander

      Gotchu fam, what you wanna become? 

    3. Emmathatsme

      Emmathatsme

      Once of those female things please

    4. Holmander

      Holmander

      That would be $56.33

  14. Vi har gått i samma klass i snart ett år Jag har gömt mina känslor så gott det går Men när du tittar på mig ibland så river du muren Som jag byggt upp Vi går i första ring, men jag fattar ingenting Jag borde lyssnat bättre men vad ska jag ta mig till När det enda som jag tänker på är din mjuka kropp Som kan bli min Jag vill, åh! Vill ha dig i mörkret hos mig Tiden den stannar när vi rör vid varann Åh, jag lättar, jag flyger, jag svävar fram Låt det aldrig ta slut Vill ha dig i mörkret hos mig Tiden den stannar när vi rör vid varann Åh, jag lättar, jag flyger, jag svävar fram Låt det aldrig ta slut Jag låg och grubbla, ensam i min stora säng Drömmarna blandades med rädsla för framtiden Om jag inte tar dig nu, så tar nån annan dig Bort från mig Men allting gick så snabbt, plötsligt var du bara här Mina fingrar fumlade och din blus den gled isär Du sa; Vill du bada skummbad och smeka mig varm Jag vet att du vill! Jag vill, åh Vill ha dig i mörkret hos mig Tiden den stannar när vi rör vid varann Åh, jag lättar, jag flyger, jag svävar fram Låt det aldrig ta slut Vill ha dig i mörkret hos mig Tiden den stannar när vi rör vid varann Åh, jag lättar, jag flyger, jag svävar fram Låt det aldrig ta slut Vill ha dig i mörkret hos mig Tiden den stannar när vi rör vid varann Åh, jag lättar, jag flyger, jag svävar fram Låt det aldrig ta slut Vill ha dig i mörkret hos mig Tiden den stannar när vi rör vid varann Åh, jag lättar, jag flyger, jag svävar fram Låt det aldrig ta slut Vill ha dig i mörkret hos mig Tiden den stannar när vi rör vid varann Åh, jag lättar, jag flyger, jag svävar fram Låt det aldrig ta slut
  15. WELL SLEEP MORE GIMME A 24H POWERNAP Jk the community would turn into a Civil War if you left for that long
  16. Why as a swede would i ever handle a US military document you dookie
  17. Bottom left says OCT 2007 ?
  18. Dosen't say much. That could be found just using some amateur googleskills, where them enlistment papers at boii
  19. No, you're just the fake navy and less friendly Conway. The NEW Conway is in the house
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