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  1. Salmon

    -1 Very cringe, Undertale AU obsession kinda weird ngl

    1. Tora1

      Tora1

      FACTS 

    2. Salmon

      Salmon

      Wait wasn't I removing you from my faction? @Zachman

    3. Salmon

      Salmon

      Haha not yet 😉

  2. Salmon

    @Zachman is the horse girl of garnet gaming but with Sans Undertale

    1. Salmon

      Salmon

      Mald harder

  3. Salmon

    @Zachman stop spamming smh my head

  4. Salmon

    @Jackal whats popping cutie?

  5. Salmon

    @JammySpammy you coming back?

    1. Gythem

      Gythem

      /unban JammySpammy false ban

  6. Salmon

    🚬🍺

  7. Salmon

    A cigarette sounds great rn

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    2. StraightWhiteChristianMale

      StraightWhiteChristianMale

      vapes have nic lmao

    3. Nutter

      Nutter

      No shit, but they're much much better for you than cigarettes with rat poison and other shit, indisputably. 

    4. Salmon

      Salmon

      I cannot inhale vape like I can inhale cig smoke. Fucking kills me everytime. But for my girlfriends sake, as she's trying to quit nic altogether, I'm just gonna trudge along until the feeling subsides

  8. Salmon

    among us

  9. Salmon

    bababooey

  10. Salmon

    Bear? Boobs????? 😳😳😳😳🥴😳

    1. bearboobs

      bearboobs

      BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Salmon

    Bring back the minecraft theme

    1. Salmon

      Salmon

      Hello my name is Salmon and welcome to my shitpost

  12. Salmon

    Call my Roy G biv because I'm visibly on the spectrum

  13. Salmon

    Don't worry guys, mrp staff roster will be up soon I'm sure of it

    1. Jake

      Jake

      no

  14. Salmon

    Everybody gangsta until That's Life by Frank Sinatra come on

  15. Salmon

    Fonza doesn't know lol

    1. Tuna

      Tuna

      he just dosent know

    2. Ziggy

      Ziggy

      lol!

    3. Salmon

      Salmon

      You had to be there, sorry.

  16. Salmon

    Furry profile pic

  17. Salmon

    I bought an FN 5-7. I'll now be taking donations so I can afford the ammo for the damned thing.

  18. Salmon

    I cant fathom it

    1. eli_

      eli_

      literally can't believe it

    2. StraightWhiteChristianMale

      StraightWhiteChristianMale

      really like why tf did they do that

    3. Broku

      Broku

      Seriously unbelievable

  19. Salmon

    Keep crying about my cringe and shitpost reacts. It only boosts my ego

  20. Salmon

    Laying here falling asleep and I thought I heard the sound of someone banging on my barracks door and I had a panic attack before I remembered I'm a free man. 

    1. Jake

      Jake

      glomk assembl

  21. Salmon

    Miss you man, hope all is going well

    1. PraetorDon

      PraetorDon

      I'm leaving the state of NY and my job in about two weeks.

       

      Also: spacer.png

  22. Salmon

    My main problem is girls with mental illnesses are my type.

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    2. Salmon

      Salmon

      Trust

    3. IAreGunner

      IAreGunner

      I’ll give it a week 

    4. Bowl22

      Bowl22

      This is just dating girls with expiration dates

      sorry man

  23. Salmon

    oh god the summer theme

  24. Salmon

    Pain 🤠

  25. Salmon

    Pussy gotta be communist how she leaving squirt Marx on my Lenin sheets.

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