Popular Post Vibe 1,088 Posted June 14, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 14, 2020 My Friend Martin here has some great relationship advice. 15 2 7 Quote Link to comment
PraetorDon 485 Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 Liked for the thread title alone :^) Quote Link to comment
Greasy Dan 175 Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 look at this dude oh nonononono oh nononon Quote Link to comment
Homast 377 Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 Inspirational, for everyone Quote Link to comment
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ADVDUPE 559 Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Garnet Gaming Copypasta time Hello Lee, your friend Alfred tells me, your girlfriend, named Enola, dropped ya like a hot sack a'potatas, and they've never really seen you like this before. You really think about this? Lee? There's so many other fish, in the sea. Think about that, you've literally just been given the opportunity to find someone bigger and better, you gotta look at uh Enola like, training wheels. She was your training wheels, so you could learn, what it is you like and disliked about being in a relationship and what you liked and disliked about women. And now that you know, you can use that information to find someone better and grow, right? Alfred, was Batman's keeper, and apparently, Alfred is Lee's keeper as well. And the first thing, uh, Alfred, needs to do is to make sure Lee understands, there's plenty of fish in the sea. Right? You got dumped by a girl, now go find, a better one. That's what everybody else does- I mean literally, you think about that, every person whos broken up and gets with somebody else, they just find someone better, a better version, of the last one. Don't be so sad that you gotta go- look at it you're like "Ah man I gotta go find someone better, now I know what not to do, wrong." I know it, I, I, I know, I know you'll find someone better, I mean that's just a fact of reality. There's so many women out there, fricken'ay man , me and my wife we watching TV last night and a lady tries sending me pictures of her boobies. I was like "I'm married" she was like "eh ah I don't care" I'm pretty sure you'll find someone. *Microwave beeps* They're like a dime-a-dozen all over the place, literally everywhere you walk, all you see is women. Pick one, the world is your oyster. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Community Director AlexConway 1,169 Posted June 15, 2020 Community Director Share Posted June 15, 2020 " There's so many women out there, fricken' aye man! Me and my wife we watching TV last night and a lady tries sending me pictures of her boobies. I was like "I'm married" she was like "eh ah I don't care" I'm pretty sure you'll find someone." SHIT HAD ME DYING Quote Link to comment
Vibe 1,088 Posted June 15, 2020 Topic Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 If anyone has any other ideas on what Martin could say just comment bellow and I'll see if any of them tickle my fancy. Quote Link to comment
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