The Definitive and Undisputable US State Tier List + Commentary

[DripOsiris 152]

I'll keep this fairly concise and to the point. This is based on DripOsiris fact, definitive and undisputable. Those who disagree deny the infallibility of the Pope and will be sentenced to the guillotine. Let us proceed. 

PS: I thought I'd really enjoy typing a million words about each state but damn this is taking longer than expected. I'll only be going in depth on the important states.

 

Massachusetts: all around great state. I admittedly am biased to MA though. Mass has way too many things to boast of, other than cost of living, MA has phenomenal health care, education, and a fantastic economy. Minimum wage here is $14.25 so you Garnet Gamers can come and make bank. Massachusetts also cares about the environment, which is sick. We have some pretty high qual air here  

DC: It's the capital after all, that's pretty cool. DC has some insanely interesting history. The museums and monuments are pretty rad. I recommend seeing the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. The Lincoln Memorial is also pretty cool.

Hawaii: For all of you nature lovers,  you have eight whole islands to explore. As a biology major, Im slightly biased here too as I LOVE nature and the earth. Volcanoes, lava, and obsidian, are pretty dope. Based on the nature aspect alone, this state is S tier. Who hates beauty? Hawaii does have a very high cost of living and low fiscal stability, but I can overlook that because VOLCANOES, LAVA, and OBSIDIAN.

New Hampshire: I actually really enjoy New Hampshire. As a city guy, I can really appreciate what NH has going on. If I wanna see lifted diesel trucks that are strightpiped, I can go easily find that. Let me visit Plaistow or Danville. If I wanna score a lady for the night or enjoy in some violent crime, I can hit up Manchester. NH can really appeal to a large audience. NH is pretty important, even though the state is tiny. The Granite State is highly important for the whole Presidential election campaign and all that jazz, but most of you can't vote so I'll ignore that. NH has no sales tax, which I think is significantly better than no income tax. NH also has the White Mountains which are a beauty. 

Alaska: Aurora borealis. Whales. Moose. Hubbard Glacier. What else is needed to be said? 

Washington:  Starbucks, Boeing, and Microsoft all were born here. Overall, Washington has a great health care system, education, economy, and infrastructure all while being a technological powerhouse. I think many people sleep on Washington. This is a emerging state with a surplus of opportunities ready to be seized., that's for sure. 

Minnesota: Thank God for Thomas Jefferson and the Louisiana Purchase.  Civil activism. Enough said. 

 

 

@Shin_Tsukimi, your move. 

[TheDudeAbidesV2 51]

Shit I'll take an A.

[smileeface 447]

1 hour ago, TheDudeAbidesV2 said:

Shit I'll take an A.

same here

[BrainotdetecteD 40]

why is Oregon a c tier

[DripOsiris 152]

11 minutes ago, BrainotdetecteD said:

why is Oregon a c tier

if you can tell me one important native oregon person, maybe ill consider leaving them at C. literally so much rain, nothing to do, and you have to wait 50 years for someone to pump your gas because yall are so neutral towards each other. all u have is some decent nature. yall export machinery... everything there is just 'meh'. 

[smileeface 447]

why tf is alaska S tier lmfao

[KoiFish 8]

Yay Minnesota

[DripOsiris 152]

41 minutes ago, KoiFish said:

Yay Minnesota

St. Paul is an AWESOME place!

[BrainotdetecteD 40]

11 hours ago, DripOsiris said:

if you can tell me one important native oregon person, maybe ill consider leaving them at C. literally so much rain, nothing to do, and you have to wait 50 years for someone to pump your gas because yall are so neutral towards each other. all u have is some decent nature. yall export machinery... everything there is just 'meh'. 

 

Chuck Sams our current national park director, $14 dollar min wage, no sales tax

[DripOsiris 152]

6 hours ago, BrainotdetecteD said:

 

Chuck Sams our current national park director, $14 dollar min wage, no sales tax

although you have no sales tax, youre taxed insanely high still. even with high taxes, oregon still has a very poor public education system. on top of that you have NO sports teams,. 

[PraetorDon 485]

>Not Putting California in D tier along with New York

 

[BrainotdetecteD 40]

6 hours ago, DripOsiris said:

although you have no sales tax, youre taxed insanely high still. even with high taxes, oregon still has a very poor public education system. on top of that you have NO sports teams,. 

Portland Trail Blazers? Timbers?

[DripOsiris 152]

8 minutes ago, BrainotdetecteD said:

Portland Trail Blazers? Timbers?

Tbh, totally forgot about them, I change my argument, no good teams

[Rook_ 56]

On 6/13/2022 at 9:12 AM, TheDudeAbidesV2 said:

Shit I'll take an A.

same, ohio F tier

[Pingu_ 64]

michigan upper peninsula does not associate with lower peninsula plebs

 

also we have the aurora borealis and moose too so why not s