HELP ME (URGENT)

[Earl 1]

So tonight I have a hot date at a carnival. Haven’t been on an actual date like this before, mostly just fuck at my house. What are dos and do nots? 

Ill let you guys know how it goes. 

Edited June 9, 2018 by Earl

[Crin {GG} 80]

@Dillan <--- This man right here has got you covered

[Tripppy 18]

Flex on her by taking pics of you transparent pee to show off how hydrated you are!

[Holmander 18]

Gotchu, ive even managed to fuck a midget so trust me. 

Step 1: be a gentleman and buy her food, bitches love food. 

2: tell her that shes beautiful, more than once, bitches love compliments. 

3: Smile and laugh at her jokes, bitches love thinking that you actually care. 

4. Literally pay for everything and win her a teddybear, bitches love money and teddybears

5. Make her feel like the center of attention, don't just talk about yourself. Bitches love attention

6. When you sit next to her, place your hand on her thigh. Bitches love it

7. Go where theres loud music and bass, the vibrations will literally do half the work for you, bitches be weht. 

8. Make sure she always has something to drink, no one wants a dry bitch with a headache. 

9. Pick a flower and give to her, bitches loves flowers

10. Last but not least hit her with the "hey if you want you can spend the night at my place, i make excellent breakfast pancakes"  again, bitches love food. 

 

There you go, atta boy 

Ps. Eat her ass 

[Tripppy 18]

4 minutes ago, Holmander said:

Ps. Eat her ass 

Make sure she uses wet wipes or has had a shower before that first lol.

Ps. Put sleeping pills in her drink, it gives great flavour to drinks.

[Phantom 1,548]

If you've already fucked then y'all should know each other enough to not be nervous about a date.

[Holmander 18]

Just now, Phantom said:

If you've already fucked then y'all should know each other enough to not be nervous about a date.

Can i date u? Ill follow my 10 steps to success 

[Holmander 18]

HOW DID IT GO? I DEMAND ANSWERS 

[Cypher 72]

Eat her ass behind the cotton candy vender

[AlexConway 1,147]

On 6/9/2018 at 4:56 PM, Earl said:

Haven’t been on an actual date like this before, mostly just fuck at my house. What are dos and do nots? 

If you fucked the bitch, anything is a go. 

[fark 2]

rape

[ADHD 7]

Plot twist she ( he) was a trap and he was about to eat dat pussy but he whiped a dick out and kidnapped him

[Simon G 64]

I recommend you follow the DENNIS System, fuck traditional dating.

Have fun.

[Earl 1]

Some confusion here, I meant fucking girls in general. This was one of the first times we were gonna hang out. Unfortunately she got into a car accident on the way there and I found out she had a boyfriend so yeah. Not all was bad, ended up seeing this one 9/10 girl I had in a couple classes and we were friends, she said her date ditched her so we hung out saturday night and went back last night. I had the DENNIS system in mind and I think I actually executed it pretty well. She is now attached to me and we plan on having sex. (she’s not a hoe btw, she virgin) Overall I say it was a pretty good weekend.