Fido and Romac fanfic

[ZenMemes 157]

The story begins in a subway down the road of a suburban community.  Romac passes through the county on his way to perform in another show in Tennessee, and he gets hungry, as he hasn't eaten in 2 hours and he just smoked in the back of his limousine driven gracefully by his personal concierge.  Romac tells the driver to pull off into the parking lot, as he needs to get some footlongs for the road.  The parking lot is bare, save for the employee parking, which contains a rusted up Volkswagen and a Prius.  The driver parks horizontally across 4 parking spaces, allowing Romac to leave the vehicle and start the cold journey to the building's glass door across the parking lot.  Once he opens the door, a stench of various meats overcomes him, he reluctantly makes his way to the counter to meet the cashier, Fido.  The two start a regular conversation that usually leads to the purchase of a subway sandwich, Romac tells him what he wants and how he wants it, while Fido obliges.  Once Romac is done paying, he requests a receipt for proof of purchase (for it to be considered a work expense and a tax write-off.)  On retrieval of the receipt, Romac peers down onto the black ink, only to find a phone number with a smiley-face, quite visibly making him very upset.  Romac begins going into a minor fit of rage, yelling "GET OFF MY NUTS ALREADY!  I KNOW YOU ARE INTO ME AND SHIT BUT I'M NOT GAY!!"  Fido's face quickly becomes red.  In Romac's tangent, he flails the sandwich into the glass sneeze guard, and runs out of the establishment, hastily entering the back of the vehicle, the driver swiftly catching onto the charade and makes a U-Turn out of the parking lot, dinging the Prius' front bumper-leaving it crumpled and a shattered headlight-and back onto the road never to be seen again.

Edited August 24, 2021 by ZenMemes

[Fido 69]

Yes

[Shin_Tsukimi 2,246]

@Romac622

I appreciate this so much

Moving this from shitpost central to creative corner.

Edited August 27, 2021 by Shin_Tsukimi

[smileeface 446]

LOL

[JinpingXi 60]

this is the greatest paragraph ever written

[McDonaldsMochaFrappe 75]

-1,

I have better layout, story.

 

end of conversation.

@Shin_Tsukimi

lock 

[ZenMemes 157]

38 minutes ago, McDonaldsMochaFrappe said:

-1,

I have better layout, story.

 

end of conversation.

@Shin_Tsukimi

lock 

my dad is stephen king he said it looks great he helped me write it

[Fido 69]

I love you all lol

[raqi 734]

i shit you not this is one of the reasons why i resigned. Fucking disgusting 

1 minute ago, Fido said:

I love you all lol

stfu

[Jared Cox 651]

this is what i live to see

[wuvgawore 85]

i threw up in my mouth a little and my therapist will be hearing abt this. 

[StraightWhiteChristianMale 563]

About to rdm you in real life

[hysteria 560]

14 hours ago, Papiraqi said:

i shit you not this is one of the reasons why i resigned. Fucking disgusting 

stfu

Okay, no reason for you to be toxic about it, just let people have their fun lol. I don’t understand why you are so mad about it.

[Ebichu 85]

pretty sure this is Fail Rp

[raqi 734]

3 hours ago, hysteria said:

Okay, no reason for you to be toxic about it, just let people have their fun lol. I don’t understand why you are so mad about it.