Corrupt-A-Wish

[MurphPup2 37]

4 hours ago, Draco_ said:

Granted,  Now you have to be overly happy when you are alone 

I wish that I wasnt inactive

Granted, Now you can never get off

I wish my dad came back

[Broku 32]

21 minutes ago, Romulus said:

Granted, but he is extremely abusive.

I wish I wasnt a failure 

Granted but your success in life lead all those around you to be envious of you which leads them to have you killed as to not feel so bad about themselves

I wish my gaming skill was on par with professional players

Edited May 15, 2020 by Jotaro_Kujo

[Kicks 254]

2 hours ago, Jotaro_Kujo said:

Granted but your success in life lead all those around you to be envious of you which leads them to have you killed as to not feel so bad about themselves

I wish my gaming skill was on par with professional players

Granted, but you will never be allowed to play the game you want.

 

I wish Michael Jackson was still alive.

Edited May 15, 2020 by Kicks

[eXg-Buddha 729]

3 minutes ago, Kicks said:

Granted, but you will never be allowed to play the game you want.

 

I wish Michael Jackson was still alive.

Granted, but all of his songs consist of "Hee Hee!" in different pitches. 

I wish for a new body.

[BINLADINHOE 322]

Granted but that new body has a weak heart and you will die within a month.

 

I wish that I could own a full auto american 180.

[Jake 933]

5 hours ago, BINLADINHOE said:

I wish that I could own a full auto american 180.

Granted but as with most rim-fires it will malfunction every other shot making it straight pull.

I wish for a Land Rover Defender V8.

[LASDSheriffDog 84]

6 minutes ago, Jake said:

Granted but as with most rim-fires it will malfunction every other shot making it straight pull.

I wish for a Land Rover Defender V8.

Congrats on the Land Rover Defender V8, Unfortunately someone stole the engine.

 

I wish it be hot again.

[Skeletron 34]

48 minutes ago, LASDSheriffDog said:

I wish it be hot again.

Granted, but you will grow a malignant cancer from exposure to UV radiation.

 

I wish for a good PC.

[Pyrex 20]

5 hours ago, Skeletron said:

Granted, but you will grow a malignant cancer from exposure to UV radiation.

 

I wish for a good PC.

Granted, But it blows up after loading up a single program.

I wish to not be retarded.

[Skeletron 34]

15 hours ago, Pyrex said:

I wish to not be retarded.

Granted, but you're now autistic.

I wish to own a country.

[Broku 32]

On 5/16/2020 at 5:56 AM, Skeletron said:

Granted, but you're now autistic.

I wish to own a country.

Granted, but your seen as an unfair leader and are executed by a rebellion that was started by your citizens

I wish i was half a foot taller in height

[Bozee 202]

On 5/17/2020 at 5:49 PM, Zachman said:

Granted! But everyone that height is executed for treason 

I wish I could get to 50 rep on garnet forums 

well I mean it's clearly been granted already sooooo um. fuck....