Continue the Story (Game)

[eli_ 641]

Hello Garnet Gamers. I'm really bored and feel like starting a little game lol.
So this is gonna be a Continue the Story
This is how it works:
I will start by saying ONE SENTENCE, the next person to type here writes another sentence following what I said. Then repeat.
Pretty simple but will be fun.
Please stay within forum rules, IE: No shitposting (shit that doesn't follow the previous sentence or too short posts), no spamming the thread, you get the point.
I'll start : )

So I went to the store last night to get some food, and the craziest thing happened,
 

[Zephyr 77]

I found my dad getting the ciggies he went to get 15 years ago. 

[LalaDeviluke 328]

Then he hit the nae nae and ran and left me again 

[ThetaKek 57]

Then I cried for a few hours

[PraetorDon 485]

"It's because of your unhealthy addiction to slice-of-life anime's" he said.

[Homast 377]

I told him "Slice Of Lifes are what I aspire for our family to be like, but you're too busy acting like an isekai protag to care about mom..."

[Bozee 202]

I turned around, zipped up my KPop backpack with my favorite artist JungKook, and hopped in my smart car to head back home

[Captainswag 894]

I got out to check the tire, looked up, and saw something very strange

[Shin_Tsukimi 2,246]

I saw a cloud formation that looked like a giant middle finger

[eli_ 641]

Then I looked back at the tire and thought 'well shit what am I gonna do now,'

[Shin_Tsukimi 2,246]

Then the Michelin man came over with a shotgun and some new tires, offering to take care of the old tire.

[Jared Cox 651]

then the Firestone Man appeared and told me, “hey kid, don’t listen to that pillsbury dough boy lookin ass, Firestone tires are better”

[Shin_Tsukimi 2,246]

then a man in a purple car drove up, offering me a ride, seeing as my car broke. It was the man behind the slaughter.