Fortnite

[Josh 22]

Looking for ppl to play fortnite with, leave your Epic Games name below.

[rauler 537]

ReformedChad28

[ADVDUPE 556]

Wendell GG

@Not cool kid

[Swigs 49]

Outdoormaster66

[Josh 22]

3 hours ago, Swigs said:

Outdoormaster66

its not funny when you are just making a joke just because you want to fit in.

[Ziggy 1,353]

Boyscout15

[special 318]

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Edited June 18, 2020 by special

[milkdud of africa 22]

Due to the fact that Ligma is a relatively new disease there is not much known about it, though doctors all over the world have several theories on its cause. The most prevailing and also the cause accepted by the WHO is that Ligma is caused by the exposure to Fortnite. Backed up by the fact that many if not most people who has been exposed to Fortnite will develop some strand of Ligma.

Symptoms: The early symptoms of Ligma begins like testicular cancer, starting in the testicles it begins as a itched. If untreated for the next few weeks Ligma will then start affecting the hair pigmentation turning the hair blue or green although other colours might also appear such as red. Then further symptoms will develop such as having an insatiable urge to play Fortnite and bully children, the finally stages then occur 3-4 months after the initial stages of the first symptoms where the victim will now become a full time Fortnite streamer or youtuber. At this point most agree that it is already too late and death is inevitable.

It is also commonly believed that the symptoms and effects of Ligma can be increased by asking: “whats Ligma”.

History: As mentioned above Ligma is a very new disease so not much is known about it, all we know right about its history with its patient zero “Richard Tyler Blevins” recently passing away despite of several top doctors from the United States.

Ligma has also started a global pandemic outbreak infected, already killing 2000 people in Europe.

Treatment and cure: Currently there is no confirmed cure for Ligma disease but the WHO has announced several treatments, the official treatment is to just stop playing Fortnite and stop asking what Ligma is. However several alternative treatment has been suggested. In the Peoples Republic of China, Russia and India “Gamer Girl pee” is said to be cure to Ligma but its effect is only varying, official from these three countries say that if all else fail euthanasia will be required.

The outbreak of ligma has been a terrible atrocity in the sugondese people for many years. Ever since 1999 the rates of infections have been tripling, and it's beating the records of E.tma and BOFA. If you ever plan on visiting the sugondese people, be weary of the ligma that has been lurking there, but the symptoms should be easy to spot. Sugondese people tested positive for ligma will;vomit frequently, grow bigger freckles, hallucinate, mistake you for others, and will enjoy the idea of wet feet. Always remember to have gloves when in contact of these sugondese people, and to dissuade from eye contact. Be safe this holiday from the ligma.

It was around 9:43 when I decided to go to bed after my Overwatch marathon. I dropped 300 sr, so I began to cry myself to sleep. Before you know it, it was complete darkness. I wake up and find myself surrounded by peanut butter in a place that looks like a military base. "Hi there" the shadowy figure in the corner says. It's Winston! I tell him to help me because I am tied to the ground. He comes out in the corner and he has no clothing on. "This will just be a minor experiment" Winston then gets on top of me and rips off my clothes. WINST- He quickly covers my mouth as he begins to thrust into my rectum. My screams turn into screams of pleasure as it begins to feel great. Winston then unleashes primal rage and thrusts and fists me at twice the speed. I am bleeding I tell Winston. "Nothing that a band-aid won't fix" He continues to thrust until a familiar voice is heard "OHHHHHH WINSTONNNNN" He tries to cover up what has happened but she is simply too fast. Tracer is in the room with a box of bananas. She sees Winston on top of my naked body. She is shocked. "It's not what it looks like! I-I- It's just an experiment" Tracer isn't having any of it and realizes the dirty deed Winston has done. I then wake up. Surrounded in sweat and !@#$% in my bed wondering what happened. Nothing happened it was all a dream

[Cold Soldier 184]

1 hour ago, milkdud of africa said:

Due to the fact that Ligma is a relatively new disease there is not much known about it, though doctors all over the world have several theories on its cause. The most prevailing and also the cause accepted by the WHO is that Ligma is caused by the exposure to Fortnite. Backed up by the fact that many if not most people who has been exposed to Fortnite will develop some strand of Ligma.

Symptoms: The early symptoms of Ligma begins like testicular cancer, starting in the testicles it begins as a itched. If untreated for the next few weeks Ligma will then start affecting the hair pigmentation turning the hair blue or green although other colours might also appear such as red. Then further symptoms will develop such as having an insatiable urge to play Fortnite and bully children, the finally stages then occur 3-4 months after the initial stages of the first symptoms where the victim will now become a full time Fortnite streamer or youtuber. At this point most agree that it is already too late and death is inevitable.

It is also commonly believed that the symptoms and effects of Ligma can be increased by asking: “whats Ligma”.

History: As mentioned above Ligma is a very new disease so not much is known about it, all we know right about its history with its patient zero “Richard Tyler Blevins” recently passing away despite of several top doctors from the United States.

Ligma has also started a global pandemic outbreak infected, already killing 2000 people in Europe.

Treatment and cure: Currently there is no confirmed cure for Ligma disease but the WHO has announced several treatments, the official treatment is to just stop playing Fortnite and stop asking what Ligma is. However several alternative treatment has been suggested. In the Peoples Republic of China, Russia and India “Gamer Girl pee” is said to be cure to Ligma but its effect is only varying, official from these three countries say that if all else fail euthanasia will be required.

The outbreak of ligma has been a terrible atrocity in the sugondese people for many years. Ever since 1999 the rates of infections have been tripling, and it's beating the records of E.tma and BOFA. If you ever plan on visiting the sugondese people, be weary of the ligma that has been lurking there, but the symptoms should be easy to spot. Sugondese people tested positive for ligma will;vomit frequently, grow bigger freckles, hallucinate, mistake you for others, and will enjoy the idea of wet feet. Always remember to have gloves when in contact of these sugondese people, and to dissuade from eye contact. Be safe this holiday from the ligma.

It was around 9:43 when I decided to go to bed after my Overwatch marathon. I dropped 300 sr, so I began to cry myself to sleep. Before you know it, it was complete darkness. I wake up and find myself surrounded by peanut butter in a place that looks like a military base. "Hi there" the shadowy figure in the corner says. It's Winston! I tell him to help me because I am tied to the ground. He comes out in the corner and he has no clothing on. "This will just be a minor experiment" Winston then gets on top of me and rips off my clothes. WINST- He quickly covers my mouth as he begins to thrust into my rectum. My screams turn into screams of pleasure as it begins to feel great. Winston then unleashes primal rage and thrusts and fists me at twice the speed. I am bleeding I tell Winston. "Nothing that a band-aid won't fix" He continues to thrust until a familiar voice is heard "OHHHHHH WINSTONNNNN" He tries to cover up what has happened but she is simply too fast. Tracer is in the room with a box of bananas. She sees Winston on top of my naked body. She is shocked. "It's not what it looks like! I-I- It's just an experiment" Tracer isn't having any of it and realizes the dirty deed Winston has done. I then wake up. Surrounded in sweat and !@#$% in my bed wondering what happened. Nothing happened it was all a dream

We serve food here ma'am

[milkdud of africa 22]

Josh was a very depressed adult man. He always wanted someone to sexually and emotionally be in love with him, but he thought that was impossible. Despite that, he LOVED Fortnite. He played it every day and loved every second of it even though he was not a good player.There was so many things he loved about the game,but when the shopping cart item came out, it was easily his favorite part of the entire game. He would giggle with joy as he pushed his internet friends on the shopping cart and when they pushed him on it. When he got his first shopping cart kill, he jumped up and screamed in happiness. Overall, he loved the shopping carts so much. He also loved being gay. Unfortunately, human males do not arouse him, and he thinks gay furries are ugly and disgusting, and he is even more depressed because of this reason: wanting a male organism that is not human or furry to love and fuck him will never happen.But ooooooooh baby... he will find love soon...

One night when he was dreaming, he dreamed being all alone in a bedroom in the fortnite map. He looked out the window and saw the beautiful fortnite landscape. He tried to go out the room, but the door was locked. He turned around and met a great surprise... a shopping cart was in the fortnite bed! At first he was confused, but then, he started feeling butterflies in his stomach. He looked at the shopping cart intensely and he felt... he... his heart started to feel good. He felt... love... and for some reason it felt... gay... then, the shopping cart said...

"I love you, Josh" in a sweet, soft voice.

Josh felt aroused and blushed. He walked towards the cart. He reached for a kiss...but the dream ended before he could kiss it. Waking up... he started crying happy emotion. Oh my god , he thought. He realized he wanted a gay shopping carts cock to fuck him. In 4 am in the morning, he woke up and ran to the nearest grocery store in his underwear. He had a boner. He sneaked in the store and found a shopping cart. He felt the texture with his hand. It was the perfect feeling. He knew his stomach was very erogenous,so he picked it up and rubbed it on his stomach over and over. He moaned in pleasure. Then, he took of his boxers and stuck his cock in a random shopping cart hole and started to thrust. He loved it so much that he cummed all over the shopping cart in seconds. He then cleaned it squeaky clean and put the shopping cart back. He didn't leave a trace! He went back home half-naked running in public, but he did not care. He found love.

The next day, he played more Fortnite. For the first time, he was about to win solo! He was one of the two left. He was in his fort waiting for a surprise elimination. Suddenly, he noticed a shopping cart was in his fort with him. He blushed and felt love again. Then, the shopping cart said... "I believe in you ". At this point, he was ready as fuck to win this motherfucking game. Of course, he won! He was so happy, but then, all of the sudden,the other player hacked his account. Josh was terrified. He got a message on his phone...

"I'm gonna kill you, you cheap cunt!" with a picture of a gun. He said he will be there in 10 minutes. Josh screamed and ran to his room crying in horror. He did not want to die, but all of the sudden, he was greeted by a sexy metallic tongue swishing all over the inside of his mouth. Then, he saw him: an anthropomorphic muscular shopping cart! He has sexy, hot shopping cart metal skin with ripped muscles and looked like a shopping cart man. Most of all, he had a huge, veiny uncut cock. It was the hottest thing he had ever seen.

"It's OK, honey. You'll be safe with me..." said the gay humanoid cart with a hot sexy deep voice. Josh heard a vibrating noise, then he realized the shopping cart had a grenade launcher shaped dildo vibrator, his favorite Fortnite gun. The cart shoved the mini vibrator grenade launcher into Josh's anus and felt huge pleasure and it touched his prostate. The cart ripped off all of Josh's clothes and made out with him ruthlessly, and then kissed little by little down his chest until he got down to his dick. He swallowed it whole, bobbing his head back and forth, up and down with his metallic tongue twirling his foreskin, head, and frenulum. Josh eyes rolled back in ecstasy. He moaned. He was in heaven.

"i LOVE YOU CART I LOVE YOU SHOPPING CART FUCK ME OH YEEAAHHH UUUHHH"

After 8 minutes, Josh cummed. It was the best orgasm he had ever felt. It lasted 30 seconds. He screamed in pleasure and love. "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! UUUUOOAAAHHHUHHHHHjhhuuaaoohhh..."

After a great fuck, there is one minute and 30 seconds before the angry fortnite player murders him. The shopping cart embraced him with his shopping cart arms and rocked him like a baby. "It's ok. you will be with me forever. I love you..."

Then, they were suddenly teleported on an island, safe from the murder. The ocean was beautiful, and the sunset was about to happen. The clouds were gorgeous. The sky was sunny.

"Where... where are we, Mr Shopping Cart?"

"We're in heaven. Forever" replied the hot as fuck shopping cart. Josh heart was in so much love. They maked out passionately, the anthropomorphic cart pinning him on the sandy ground. Josh wrapped his legs around the humanoid carts body as the cart thrusted into his asshole. He cried out in pleasure as the cart fucked and kissed him at the same time.The shopping cart texture felt sooooooooooo good as his cock entered back and forth. Then, another tongue grew out from the side of the carts penis and licked Josh's prostate. Another tongue grew and elongated out of the carts anus, wrapping around Josh's cock and started stroking it up and down. The cart fucked him like this for one hour. Josh was screaming in the greatest pleasure imaginable. Then, he had a 30 minute orgasm. It was the most blissful pleasure anyone in the whole universe can feel. After the fuck, they rest with eachoher on the sandy floor, cuddling, snuggling, and purring and kissing. They looked at the clouds, all nude and gay. They were amazing. "What do you see,Josh?" said the cart as he pointed to the sky.

"I see a fortnite gun.The grey tact shotgun! What do you see?"

"I see the angry fortnite players grave!" said the cart. They laughed very cutely and giggled sweetly together. On their small island, they even had a PC with fortnite on it! They played the game online, with the humans back on earth not knowing that they were playing with 2 people from heaven. then, they watched the sunset go down, and they fell asleep...

Josh woke up, and he saw his cart boyfriend making a boat. "Where are we going with that?" asked Josh.

"We're going to the fortnite island. For real.A replica made in heaven. There's very nice people there. And shopping carts! A peaceful place to live" said the cart softly.

"Really?" asked Josh adorably.

"Awwww... youre so cute! Of course.And we have our own bedroom to fuck on. Forever."

And Josh joined him on the raft, setting sail on a mission to island fortnite. They held hands and looked at eachother tenderly and kissed on the lips as then they looked at the beautiful cloudy sunny sky, knowing they will be in love forever.

[Cypher 72]

GG Cypher

[Bortnik 451]

 

10 hours ago, [GG] Cypher said:

GG Cypher

Never saw that coming

[Big Boy John 9]

Fornite bad get PUBG

[vapr 231]

nip nut nobb

Mine^

[Flacko 26]

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