The Garnut Nutter 15,194 Posted September 17, 2018 The Garnut Share Posted September 17, 2018 Hi nut gamers! I will be teaching you how to properly resign from your faction in this thread. For starters - although all you are doing is switching factions within the server, act as dramatic as possible, with terrible punctuation, vague reasoning, bad spelling, and mislead lead people on to believe you will be leaving the server altogether, as well as resigning from staff (if applicable), like so: Quote Hi guys, it's YaBoyEatsDryPussy671 here... unfortunately I am going to be resigning from the server on SSO because I had just found out my cat has diabetes and school is back and my parents are divorcing and unfortunately I can no longer commit to my schedule as an officer within SSO. I will be handing my rank down to @someniggawhonevergoesontheforums as i believe he is most fit for my position. Thank you for the great times in SSO, I met many great people and really enjoyed staffing during this time. Now that this is out of the way, and people are led to believe you're leaving the server/staff team altogether, insert your plot twist. Quote I am really hoping to be able to join either Spaceforce or National Guard when it is implemented. You have reached the final step of your resignation, you will now be mentioning everybody you had come in contact with during your stay on the server. This is where your resignation will truly shine, try to mention anybody imaginable for any reason that comes to your mind. Quote @Phantom thanks for telling me you have a brother @Evity you made me laugh once in teamspeak 138 day(s) ago. @Ethan you once led a debrief i was in @Zoro thanks for being a brother to antom @Hardey | GarnetGaming.net cute cat @rauler once made me laugh on the forums @Mel Ester dying in a car crash really opened my eyes @Spooky hebrew @its just a prank hebrew too @Duel muslim @duel2 muslim aswell @Vernon by the way i never forgot u @Gildarts | GarnetGaming sending me homemade sex tape Your resignation post is done! congratulations, you're a basic bitch. 1 1 2 2 3 Quote Link to comment
Tayler 395 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Who is this guy and why is he fucking my bitch 1 Quote Link to comment
The Garnut Nutter 15,194 Posted September 17, 2018 Topic Author The Garnut Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Tayler said: you forgot to mention me!!! i'm so sorry i just didn't have that much time. thank you for teaching me the ways of SAS back in cscdesert these were my favorite days haha great map great people great server 1 Quote Link to comment
Tayler 395 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Garnet said: i'm so sorry i just didn't have that much time. thank you for teaching me the ways of SAS back in cscdesert these were my favorite days haha great map great people great server react if gay Edited September 17, 2018 by Tayler 5 Quote Link to comment
Jake 933 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Dont forget the "I didnt want to do this" part 1 Quote Link to comment
Phantom 1,548 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Guys who resign for a girlfriend are cucks. Quote Link to comment
rauler 537 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 fuck man why didn't you make this 6 months sooner when I resigned from 4 different factions within a month Quote Link to comment
Zoro 209 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 omg, sucks to see you go man :((( im gonna miss going to DB's with you to stand in line and listen to a 14 year old tell us "good war everyone". hit me up whenever you wanna play roblox tho xDDDD. Quote Link to comment
Phantom 1,548 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 >Resigns >Time to edit signature >Former: 1MD GySgt - MARSOC Cpl - 11B MSGT - 18B SGT - 1stSFODD CDT - NSWC SOC - 2GA SSGT - SSO SGT - GRU JSG - Banned for hacking twice - Donations: AEK - M3 Super 90 - FMG-9 - Micro Deagle - Sword - Butterfly Crimson Web - M9 Bayonet Crimson Web - US Elite : Ghillie - Russian Elite : Ghillie - US Elite : Riot - Russian Elite : Riot 1 Quote Link to comment
LalaDeviluke 328 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 >Resigns >goes to shitpost and spam it with the OK sigh and get banned on forums >Make alt account and continue 1 Quote Link to comment
Smokey 250 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Phantom said: Guys who resign for a girlfriend are cucks. lmao 1 Quote Link to comment
Frosty 89 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 begone THOT Quote Link to comment
Dowsy 36 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Wtf I though you had to kill the faction you lead before leaving Quote Link to comment
Dash 10 Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Today Ill be teaching you how to kill your COL and actually getting away with it. Hope you guys enjoy! Quote Link to comment
CodyDrax 135 Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) On 9/16/2018 at 8:34 PM, rauler said: fuck man why didn't you make this 6 months sooner when I resigned from 4 different factions within a month lmao Edited September 18, 2018 by CodyDrax Quote Link to comment
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