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Events have been fixed at last! Giant thank you to @KREEZY - bizzy for taking the time out of your day to fix the issue causing events to not work. Events will now occur every 20 minutes Each event ends after 2 minutes to ensure there is no delaying You will be given 45 seconds to decide whether you'd like to participate in an upcoming event 1st place reward yields $5000, 2nd place rewards yields $2500, and 3rd place reward yields $1000 Other Entities of the same class no longer collide with one another, this is done to prevent the frequent server crashes we have been experiencing as of late. Right click functionality of the weld tool (Easy Weld) has been removed

garnet is the one that broke it boys call em a dummy

Deez are lies. Would you really trust a black man from california who recently got a speeding ticket? Nope. I discovered this to be a way to crash nearly every DarkRP server in existence. It is likely one of the reasons our DarkRP has been crashing quite a bit

damn you a blind nigga whining over being denied because you don't know how to read, clearly you skimmed through rules and didn't read otherwise you'd know what you did wrong. p.s. this post prob won't help you either now when you do re-apply lmao

Hello comrades!!! Wellcome to Russian Phrases Topic version 2.0 Here as i did in my previous version ill add some basic russian phrases wich can improve your MRp expirience while you play for Russian Federation. Yes, sir! - Так точно! - Tak tochno! | Dismissed - Вольно! - Volyno! | Get in line! - Построиться! - Postroyeetsa! No, sir! - Никак нет! - Neekack net! | Follow me! - Следуй за мной! - Sladooy za mnoy! | Hold! - Стоять! - Stoyat'! For Russia! - За Россию! - Za Rosseeyu! | Слава России! - Glory to Russia! - Slava Rosseeyee! | I serve to Russia! - Служу России! - Sloojou Rosseeyee! North - Север - Sever | South - Юг - Yougg | West - Запад - Zapad | East - Восток - Vostok Enemy in my sight! - Вижу противника! - Veejou proteevneeka! | Enemy down! - Противник убит! - Proteevneek ubeet! Need backup! - Нужно подкрепление! - Noojjno podkrepleneeye! | Im injured! - Я ранен! - Ya ranen! Salute is a little tricky one - Salutes - Отдает честь - Otdayot chesst' Please, leave your suggestions in the comments below! Thank you for your attention! Good luck and have fun!

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"Если хочешь мира, готовься к войне!" (If you want peace, prepare for war!) - perfectly allright Now with the hard one - "салюты" (salutes) - Salutes is "отдает честь". And "салюты" - actualy means fireworks ? Thank you for reply, Ethan! Im glad that i can help! ?

u should be banned for having some random girl as ur profile pic fuckn geek

I very much appreciate your help in understanding the situation Evity. I believe we got off on the wrong foot, but hopefully when I get unbanned we can try again. Have a good day man!

Look, while Congay's (its his alias) reason is "meh" at best, Im personally more worried about your ability to keep your cool being a bit too bad for staff. As seen in the forum chatbox you seem to become a bit too heated over something this small. -1

Personally, I don't play Garry's Mod rarely anymore but I still would like to post about this application. You currently have 6 warns which are removed after some time You have numerous spelling and punctuation errors that overall makes your staff app look messy You lied about reading the staff rules Your application itself is short I recommend waiting a while and reading the rules and creating a better application. You can do it, just keep trying to improve.

+1 Love this man, he would make a great daytime/nighttime staff. (and yes, I gave him a referral)

+1 Long app Has Many referrals Good playtime

Sorry. I forgot to add the part that bans women.

HavE yOu HERd oF The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.

Thought you were reformed Pony smh

Don't worry we got them after this. More and more came in so fast.

When you shoot someone three times with orsis and they don’t register, then he kills you. You ask Hp? They respond 100. You say hitreg more like shitreg.

hAvE U heurd of BeiNG FUNNY? K@HE((ADSBDGsd9A78D9Usd#@(D9

I joined military Rp 4 days ago. Its only been a couple of days but I really enjoy the server. Already had meet fantastic people from a lot of countries and excited to meet more. To people who dont know me yet, im a 21 year old canadian who speak french and english. I have a tone of experiences in gmod on other type of server like darkrp and star wars Rp. I like hockey and futbol (soccer) and like many canadian, im a friendly person! ? Sincerely, Nakeys

You seem like a very freindly person. Youd be an asset to any faction, and I'm sure any faction would enjoy to have you. Your an uplifting vibe to chat with and be around!

Big +1 from me. He is extremely active even with his time zone. I almost think he doesn't sleep! Great personality and speaks fluent English.

Welcome to the server, and I am glad to see that you have been playing Russia! I hope you stay with Russia, no matter which faction you intend on maining, 2GA, GRU or SSO, I am glad you are playing with us on the Russian side! I have seen you a few times in-game, and have heard a small bit about you, and I hope to get to know you further later on ? ~Ethan

Can you deny an introduction?

Locking for now. I personally think the MP5 is fun to use, but it is quite OP IMO. Should it get a nerf? Probably. I'll inform Garnet of this issue and we'll work out a solution if we deem one is necessary.

+1 Good app, but I have some comments Could have beefed up the about my map section, 2 districts minimum Map hasn't been banned Good past experience as a map No complaints I definitely think it shows promise, I think we should accept him/her into the map team! But the bank tellers screen has a button that opens it!

You deserve some Capital PUNishment for this.

-1 Good guy in game, fun to RP with Has a good grasp of the rules Did not read staff rules App is short, doesn't go to in depth how he would be a better mod, App also include many punctuation errors Many warns I think once you mature a bit you would make a great staff, but as seen by what your application has presented, I just do not believe you are ready to become a "role-model" on the server. Good luck in the future though!

-1 I'm -supporting this because the application is very lackluster. Not to mention I believe you were recently banned for 2 days for NITRP, which is something that's taken seriously. With a recent ban on NITRP I don't think now is the time to start applying for moderator. The 6 warnings is also a lot and show you cause some trouble within' the community and on the server. (Not saying that trouble is intentional, but it shows you don't know the rules and have broken them numerous times.) When you're applying for staff you're supposed to already have a decent understanding of the rules and have some of them memorized, or at least the more basic ones. You also read the wrong set of staff rules because the ones listed in the application format are outdated. However, even with that change, I'm still -supporting for the previous reasons stated before. Here are the correct staff rules though for future reference:

I'm not the one applying for staff. (Here's your context) -1 Calling people "Mother Fuckers" in Spanish isn't exactly the behavior a staff member should have

I dig, You dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig... Now its not exactly beautiful but it's very "Deep"