Petition to Garnutter

[Phantom 1,548]

We, the esteemed playerbase, quite frankly find it offensive that Ting has not been made Manager yet. Ting, the respected staff member of Military RP, has done much for the server. Such things include:

• DarkRP Moderator
• Military RP Staff TWICE prior to his current standing
• MARSOC under Remake, 3rd in command as ENLISTED (didn't get reserves for some reason)
• SSO, THREE TIMES, eventually lead it after Gamma (he threw the faction to Ting, as Ethan did to him)
• DEVGRU for HALF A MONTH, but didn't get promoted (under Silo)
• GRU, twice (left first time after 6 hours)
• Played in 2016, got WO in 1MD (nobody can corroborate this though, but he was 11 at the time. He only remembers UK and how fun it was. Left and joined again in Taiga Forest and MATT WATSON remembered him!)

Mr.Garnet, as you can see, this is an extensive and impressive resume. It speaks for itself. To put it simply, we demand that Ting be given the position he deserves. Players, please sign this petition in the form of a reply to this thread to show your support!!!

[Wasdin 128]

He's also the 2x Champion of the SIMP Games

[Vac_ 174]

+1

Signed~

      Vac  Oynx Rudolph II 

[Homast 377]

get on the hype trike bois, Ting's gunna get Managr with dis post

[AwesomeAidan0221 701]

I will willingly trade my manager position with Ting's moderator position if need be. This is outrageous how he has not been made manager yet., he has done so much for this server.

[eXg-Buddha 729]

ADMIN TO ME

[Ting 368]

-1 Orsis is a useful weapon. If you aren't willing to accept that, then maybe you should either buy it or get better. Ive seen people dominate with the M14. I think this is more of a shot post than anything.

I would also like to point out that I have made countless great counters to different suggestions. 

[Nutter 15,198]

26 minutes ago, Ting said:

-1 Orsis is a useful weapon. If you aren't willing to accept that, then maybe you should either buy it or get better. Ive seen people dominate with the M14. I think this is more of a shot post than anything.

I would also like to point out that I have made countless great counters to different suggestions. 

Jokes aside, you're actually lacking severely in the brain department. What are you even talking about you little snake?

it was literally last week that I demoted Gildart for NOT being active. Jim and Aidan just received Manager, how would you know what they can or can't do about it?

WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT LOL

 

 

[Kendal 450]

15 minutes ago, Garnet said:

 

 

 

This is retarded. They haven't even been managers long enough to effect some kind of drastic change. What do you want them to do? If you have any more idea about what should be done then you should talk to them over TS about your ideas.

Put the blame where it belongs, I did nothing about the promotions that you were supposed to receive UNDER ME, not to mention that whatever problems the server is Currently facing should be stemming from ME not knowing what I was doing with the position I was given, it was my incompetence with the position that led to whatever problems you are trying to blame the two of them for. Not tryna start shit with you, but at least put blame where it belongs. @Ting

Edited March 28, 2020 by Kendal

[skrt 674]

[Garret 50]

Tf is a ting?

[Vizii 566]

haha yes

Edited March 28, 2020 by Redacted

[Homast 377]

1 minute ago, Redacted said:

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What in the fuck did I just read? Holy fuck that's cringy

[rauler 537]

12 minutes ago, Redacted said:

Prayer, I prayed every night for the cock fairy, begging for a new phone that could handle reddit at 4K so I could jack off to futanari hentai being able to see every little detail of that creamy dick cheese, hiding itself under their greasy foreskin. Anyways, my mom came into my room last night while i was in the middle of a prayer. She said that I Was The Asshole for hiding in my room and jacking off during the christmas dinner, I tried to explain that it wasn't masturbation, it was different, but she didn't even listen to me, she was too busy screaming at me and waving her finger around as if she fucking owned me. All of a sudden, a white alien-creature flew in through the window into my fungus filled bedroom. It was Spez himself. My mom passed out because she thought we were being robbed, however i recognized the guys who created the website which I hold very dear to my heart. I was filled with joy and nothing more, after all, seeing such a divine and rare creature is something very few have the opportunity of doing. Spez then looked at me with his sexy eyes and uttered amidst moans "please, fuck my wife, kind stranger". He said he wasn't capable of satisfying her anymore, that they were in that relationship for far too long and one could say, the sex got pretty old, pretty fast. I obviously accepted. How could I deny an admin's wishes? Then, a bloated figure with a leaking cock entered my damp and dark room, and not long after, my damp and dark cavity. It was Spez's lady. I was surprised by the fact she had a penis, however, this wasn't disappointing in the least, quite the opposite actually, as I said, I do quite like futanari after all, this was truly a dream cum-true. As she thrusted her massive ban hammer deep inside my r/Tingformanager, my limp dick started to rise. It was quite painful, since I've had phimosis for 15 years. The pain, however, only intensified the coming pleasure. As my r/TinyCock started to twitch, I knew I was about to cum. I tried to warn her, however, it was too late. As she exploded inside my asshole,tearing my intestines apart, me and Spez came at the same time. However Nothing came out, since it got stuck in the massive heap of dick cheese beneath our shared foreskin. Since we were both very bad at this whole "sex" thing, we were absolutely destroyed after cumming once, our dicks hurt as if they were just smashed by a hydraulic press. It was sadly over, but still, Spez's wife said she enjoyed the whole ordeal, and that she'd love to do it again sometime. Spez grabbed me in his weak arms and put me to bed. He and his wifey jumped over my mother's cum covered corpse and flew through the window. As he disappeared in the horizon, he shouted: "thanks for the coom, kind stranger! She is HIV positive!"

yeesh bro even if its a copy paste, little bit fucked in the head there

[Silo 807]