Porche 97 Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 If any of you know me, you most likely know me as "that one hillbilly on RU". Well, call me what you want-Hill Jumper/Redneck/Hillbilly/Sister-Fucker. Well my friends, we all have some inner redneck on the inside, lets be real. Ever wanted to shoot a shotgun or ride a truck through some mud or drink some beer while listening to David Allen Coe with the buds? Maybe not the last one but you get the point. Well my question to ya'll is, have ya'll ever had that inner redneck come out? And if so, whats the most Redneck thing you ever did? I'll start off with my story. Quite a bit to choose from whether it's the time i drove a four-wheeler naked or played chicken on the old gravel roads with our trucks. For me though it would have to be the time i got my cousin to shoot an empty beer can out my hand. You next- (and no i don't fuck my sister,) 2 2 Link to comment
The Garnut Nutter 15,194 Posted March 30, 2020 The Garnut Share Posted March 30, 2020 I fucked my cousin 1 3 1 Link to comment
Bortnik 451 Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Oh cousin porche, it’s gotta be getting a truck. 1 Link to comment
Vizii 566 Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Dated my sister for 7 years, i taught how to ride on two tractors ;). We share the same spit cup and watch alot of nascar. Our wedding is next weekend and im real nervous. i cant decide wether i wanna get her a nascar cake or a Copenhagen cake 2 Link to comment
ThetaKek 57 Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Being addicted to dipping. 1 Link to comment
BINLADINHOE 322 Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 7 hours ago, Porche said: Ever wanted to shoot a shotgun or ride a truck through some mud Kind of did both at once where we got into the back of a pickup with a 12 gauge and shot at a barrel while driving as fast as we could Link to comment
MilitaryRP Super-Admin Ozzy 2,003 Posted March 30, 2020 MilitaryRP Super-Admin Share Posted March 30, 2020 Blasting Wheeler Walker Jr. in my raised F150, standing in the bed, and slam firing my 12 gauge at a single crow in the sky. All while wearing nothing but boots and an American flag bandana. 1 Link to comment
KingOfCoochie1993 274 Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Jacked off my horse one time 1 1 Link to comment
DuckyRU 403 Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 13 hours ago, Redacted said: nascar cake or a Copenhagen cake nascar 1 Link to comment
Ziggy 1,353 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 (edited) 18 hours ago, Porche said: If any of you know me, you most likely know me as "that one racist on RU". Well, call me what you want-Hill Jumper/Redneck/Hillbilly/Sister-Fucker/Closet-Racist. Well my friends, we all have some inner racist on the inside, lets be real. Ever wanted to shoot a black or ride a truck through some blacks or drink some beer while listening to David Allen Coe with the Klan? Maybe not the last one but you get the point. Well my question to ya'll is, have ya'll ever had that inner racist come out? And if so, whats the most racist thing you ever did? I'll start off with my story. I made my signature for the forums. I logged on, set a couple of suggestive flags where I could on my profile, then I actually typed out “Heritage not Hate” in my signature. When all was said and done, I pressed save and thought, “yea! That’s how I want people to see my character.” (and no i don't fuck my sister,) (and yes frogmen appears to be home to a lot of questionable racists, see below post for reference) https://streamable.com/kpigj Edited March 31, 2020 by Bishopil Bold words are my edits - parody post 3 2 3 Link to comment
shrimp 764 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bishopil said: LMAOOOOOO Link to comment
AwesomeAidan0221 701 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Illegally drive my grandpas pick-up truck when i was 12. I drove down some dirt roads and ran over some Canadian geese. 1 1 Link to comment
Kendal 450 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 (edited) Made it to SMIM in Bleach's PDSS. Edited March 31, 2020 by Kendal 1 1 Link to comment
Porche 97 Posted March 31, 2020 Topic Author Share Posted March 31, 2020 6 hours ago, Bishopil said: That Vega BL got you Fuming huh? Guess we all gotta take out our anger somewhere. 1 2 Link to comment
Ziggy 1,353 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Porche said: That Vega BL got you Fuming huh? Guess we all gotta take out our anger somewhere. Why is this now the default response to me amongst the more disliked players of an MRP server I haven’t actually focused on in months? Shouldn’t you be asking what trainees think about black people or have you switched it up to more indirect, less directly racist question? I guess we do “take our anger out” somewhere. For me, it’s usually through a glass of water and a mental reset— for you, it’s hiding your anger and hatred in your forum signature, profile picture, and questionable inquiries in your tryouts. Edited March 31, 2020 by Bishopil 4 Link to comment
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