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[B e S p I 2]

2 minutes ago, ToucanMcGuppy said:

Hes gonna ban you from his twitch stream

I dont doubt that

[AlphA 3]

Usually you go through years of training to become a military leader. On this server you only have to be 14.

 

@Why (JJ)

 

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[Nutter 15,168]

14 minutes ago, Frosty said:

how many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

juan.

(mrp)

How does that even remotely relate to MRP?

 

fuckoff this thread you cuck

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reasons

[Shrugger 48]

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[Cypher 72]

Did you know that all blonde and Marine jokes were interchangeable? (MRP)

 

What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down. (MRP)

 

I used to be an artist in the army, but i kept drawing enemy fire. (MRP)

 

The MP5A5 is a perfectly balanced weapon! (MRP)

 

Hey Frosty, is it baseball season yet? (MRP)

 

Jesters Navy. (MRP)

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more stuff

[Tayler 395]

"MRP - Where the promotions are slow and the staff are slower!"

"Did that Bush just b-hop?"

"If someone kills you before they render, they're probably cheating."

"If you're an actual service member you can get your IRL rank equivalent!"

All MRP : )

[B e S p I 2]

Is your refrigerator running? 

 

 

DRP

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[Jesus 67]

MRP - This server is br0ken a lot.

[YeetMeister 63]

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What’s the difference between the Army and the Boy Scouts?

The Boy Scouts have adult supervision

[Catfisher 112]

MRP :

Trench warfare should always be a last ditch effort.

 

i didn't find it on google

[Silo 807]

Haqqani

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In the famous words of our only intelligent, female manager: "Bend me over and fist my ass."

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[Pump 23]

Why do they call the goat"The ship of the desert"? Because they're full of Arab semen

[rauler 537]

bishopil 

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